Leandro Bacuna - Sold

[dekko]

He does not have a punchable face.  He is dashing and handsome and good at football and your all just jealous.

Gonna have to agree with the jealousy bit. I have it on good authority from two girlies that he is, in fact, "beautiful".

I am a straight man and he gives me feelings that have me both confused and uncomfortable.

[olaftab]

I think it's time to sing

Can you hear the fans Leandro

To the tune of ABBA's Fernando

[ciggiesnbeer]

He does not have a punchable face.  He is dashing and handsome and good at football and your all just jealous.

Gonna have to agree with the jealousy bit. I have it on good authority from two girlies that he is, in fact, "beautiful".

My missus surprised me the other day as I watched the Leeds game on telly by walking into the room and exclaiming "Who is THAT handsome man??!" while Stephen Warnock was on screen. So apparently he is a good looking bloke.

For current Villa she has indicated she thinks Clark is a beautiful man.

Then again she married me so her tastes maybe suspect.

[Steve R]

If he wasn't a footballer he'd be in a boy band.

And if he weren't in a boy band he'd be in a Fiat 500 advert.

[SoccerHQ]

Really good signing for under a 1m especially as he sort of replaced Holman.

I'd prefer him long term in midfield but he'll do at RB for now.

[kiddylion]

He's really come on since I 1st saw him in pre season,obviously still quite raw & learning but he's now adapting to the pace of the English game & last 6 weeks has really improved.
Defiantly 1 of Lambert's better buys.

[not3bad]

I think it's time to sing

Can you hear the fans Leandro

To the tune of ABBA's Fernando

Bacuna Matata!!

[D.boy]

There has got to be someone who can come up with a ditty with the chorus Bacuna Matata.

[Smirker]

Coming up with it is one thing, getting it going is another.

[Smirker]

Bacuna Matata, what a wonderful face
Bacuna Matata, he looks underage
Right foot or left foot, his free kicks are ace
He's our prodigy, at AVFC, Bacuna Matata

[Smirker]

Bacuna Matata, what a wonderful face
Bacuna Matata, he looks underage
Right foot or left foot, his free kicks are ace
He's our prodigy, at AVFC, Bacuna Matata

Come on lads critique my attempt, is it shit or not  .

[brontebilly]

Bacuna has been a very good signing in fairness to Lambert.

Still some very raw edges but lets face if he didnt have those he wouldnt be with us.

Playing right back most of the season and has more goals than Gabby or Weimann. Those five goals have been critical for us with our forwards not firing.

Good technically, quick, physically strong and follows up the play well. Think box to box midfielder role would suit him better and his positional sense needs a lot of work at right back.

[N'Zimidy]

Bacuna Matata, what a wonderful face
Bacuna Matata, he looks underage
Right foot or left foot, his free kicks are ace
He's our prodigy, at AVFC, Bacuna Matata

Come on lads critique my attempt, is it shit or not  .

Sort out the last line and it'll be pretty good.

[Smirker]

Last line is a bit tricky. Help me out lads.

[olaftab]

What's with the signature Smirker?