I always miss the first couple of games due to still being on my jolly hols - Aix En Provence again this year - so Palace or Fulham away the second or third Saturday in would suit me as a good opportunity to see the 'new' team and meet up with friends from here
And on the eve of Fixtures Day, the excited faithful assemble to contemplate the annual ritual. Behold, the fixtures announced by the organisers of the Premier League on that day. And lo, they are repeatedly changed by the paymaster charlatans of Sky and BT Sport until 330 days thereafter.
Anyone away. Don't care who.
Image floating on Facebook of a computer screen with the fixtures on. Swansea away first then west ham at home. Could obviously be bollocks