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Offline SX150

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2013, 10:51:25 AM »
Quote from: gervilla on May 25, 2013, 08:37:09 AM
Can Stephen Ireland work a lawnmower ?
Hell, he probable doesn't even know what one is.
He would probably paint it Pretty Pink with big alloys on it.
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Offline London Villan

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2013, 10:57:04 AM »
Didnt we nick him from the old wembley?
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Offline Simba

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2013, 12:23:18 PM »
Sod him.
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Offline Richard C

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2013, 12:34:07 PM »
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Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2013, 12:35:59 PM »
Can we dig up any dirt on him?
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Online dave.woodhall

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2013, 12:40:45 PM »
Quote from: Toronto Villa on May 25, 2013, 12:35:59 PM
Can we dig up any dirt on him?

Anything to plant the seeds of doubt at PSG.
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Offline maidstonevillain

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2013, 05:03:47 PM »
Assume he was on a rolling contract.
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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2013, 05:41:31 PM »
I know the full dirt on why he left, but i'm not going to grass.
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Offline Vaudreuil Villa

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2013, 05:46:15 PM »
Quote from: gervilla on May 25, 2013, 08:37:09 AM
Can Stephen Ireland work a lawnmower ?
Hell, he probable doesn't even know what one is.

It's the only way I'd let him get on the pitch again.
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Offline mazrimsbruv

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2013, 05:52:10 PM »
Well let's face it, he wasn't exactly pulling up trees over here was he?
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Offline Damo70

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2013, 06:03:32 PM »
I thought we were supposed to be an eco friendly, bio friendly, everything friendly club? I didn't see much evidence of attempts to grow home grown produce. Looks like the lazy git just earned a fortune for cutting the grass.

And for the record, Stephen Ireland has a gold plated, bling, four wheel drive, seated lawnmower. He hasn't got a clue how to switch it on, but he's got one.
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Offline richardhubbard

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2013, 07:58:28 PM »
He was going to seed
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Offline black pearl of inchicore

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2013, 11:59:13 PM »
Do Groundsmen have agents aswell.....
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Online dave.woodhall

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2013, 12:04:31 AM »
Quote from: black pearl of inchicore on May 25, 2013, 11:59:13 PM
Do Groundsmen have agents aswell.....

Turf accountants.
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Offline robbo1874

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2013, 12:23:45 AM »
I thought he'd just gone there on lawn for a season
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