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Offline Leighton

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2013, 12:44:45 AM »
Quote from: frankmosswasmyuncle on May 25, 2013, 12:20:16 AM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on May 24, 2013, 11:41:31 PM
Villa groundsman Jonathan Calderwood is moving to PSG. Selling club, how low have we sunk, no ambition etc.
Bugger!
I've got a flymo. Am I qualified enough to apply for the vacancy?

Only a Flymo? We used to have a Mountfield cutting up the pitch a few years ago.
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Offline ktvillan

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #31 on: May 26, 2013, 12:51:34 AM »
I think the club should get to the root of why he forked off.
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Offline DeKuip

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #32 on: May 26, 2013, 01:59:04 AM »
Quote from: black pearl of inchicore on May 25, 2013, 11:59:13 PM
Do Groundsmen have agents aswell.....
Yes they're raking it in
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Online LeeB

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #33 on: May 26, 2013, 08:23:09 AM »
Quote from: DeKuip on May 26, 2013, 01:59:04 AM
Quote from: black pearl of inchicore on May 25, 2013, 11:59:13 PM
Do Groundsmen have agents aswell.....
Yes they're raking it in

They get their cut.
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Offline not3bad

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2013, 08:41:44 AM »
I think his wife's to blame. I want to black & decker.
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Online LeeB

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #35 on: May 26, 2013, 10:05:17 AM »
Quote from: not3bad on May 26, 2013, 08:41:44 AM
I think his wife's to blame. I want to black & decker.

Yeah, fuckin' hoe.
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Offline Pete3206

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #36 on: May 26, 2013, 10:37:57 AM »
I've heard she's a dirty grass.
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Offline Dave Clark Five

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #37 on: May 26, 2013, 11:13:46 AM »

If they knew he was looking at leaving, they should have turfed him out, the dirty son of a pitch.
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Offline danlanza

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #38 on: May 26, 2013, 02:48:33 PM »
Quote from: eamonn on May 25, 2013, 01:43:03 AM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on May 24, 2013, 11:41:31 PM
Villa groundsman Jonathan Calderwood is moving to PSG. Selling club, how low have we sunk, no ambition etc.

Is there not a bit of truth in that?!

Do they still play at Parc De Prince? Has often looked in rag order over the years. Presumably this fella will be paid handsomely to keep it smooth.
You will never keep a good pitch having rugby and football played on it.Seems to me he will be worming his way out of it.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2013, 02:50:32 PM by danlanza »
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Online Toronto Villa

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #39 on: May 26, 2013, 06:15:04 PM »
Must be a pitch having to uproot his family. Now he'll have to replant those seeds of success that has helped bring in the green with this move. Good luck. Hope you hit the ground running.
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Offline paulcomben

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #40 on: May 26, 2013, 06:32:16 PM »
Quote from: gervilla on May 25, 2013, 08:37:09 AM
Can Stephen Ireland work a lawnmower ?
Hell, he probable doesn't even know what one is.


He'd be ideal if you only wanted the centre circle mowed, lazily.
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Online paul_e

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #41 on: May 27, 2013, 02:23:19 PM »
Quote from: paulcomben on May 26, 2013, 06:32:16 PM
Quote from: gervilla on May 25, 2013, 08:37:09 AM
Can Stephen Ireland work a lawnmower ?
Hell, he probable doesn't even know what one is.


He'd be ideal if you only wanted the centre circle mowed, lazily.

Forget Ireland, we should employ Dunne as the heavy roller.
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #42 on: May 27, 2013, 04:09:39 PM »
So, the worm has turned. Sod it.
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Malandro

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #43 on: May 28, 2013, 08:51:26 AM »
Not done and dusted as Barcelona are also interested.

They are hoping he likes surf and turf.
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Offline Lee

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #44 on: May 28, 2013, 12:55:40 PM »
I heard this a few weeks ago. What they are offering is unbelievable for some one in his field, and I think that there was musings of a job share compromise, which Villa didn't fancy.

Fair play to him.
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