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Online dave.woodhall

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Pitch battles
« on: May 24, 2013, 11:41:31 PM »
Villa groundsman Jonathan Calderwood is moving to PSG. Selling club, how low have we sunk, no ambition etc.
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Offline DeKuip

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2013, 11:51:29 PM »
Quote from: dave.woodhall on May 24, 2013, 11:41:31 PM
Villa groundsman Jonathan Calderwood is moving to PSG. Selling club, how low have we sunk, no ambition etc.

Like many before him he'll learn that the grass isn't always greener...
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Offline john e

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2013, 12:03:17 AM »
Turf wars
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Offline Rudy Can't Fail

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2013, 12:03:54 AM »
He's obviously gone for the green.
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Offline Dave Clark Five

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2013, 12:17:56 AM »
When is he going to pitch up there?

Seriously, I hope this doesn't signal the decline of our pitch which has been immaculate for years now.
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Offline frankmosswasmyuncle

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2013, 12:20:16 AM »
Quote from: dave.woodhall on May 24, 2013, 11:41:31 PM
Villa groundsman Jonathan Calderwood is moving to PSG. Selling club, how low have we sunk, no ambition etc.
Bugger!
I've got a flymo. Am I qualified enough to apply for the vacancy?
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Offline Chipsticks

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2013, 01:32:52 AM »
That's genuinely quite bad news, didn't he win groundsman of the year two years in a row? Hope they get in a decent replacement.
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Offline villan1975

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2013, 01:35:59 AM »
Quote from: DeKuip on May 24, 2013, 11:51:29 PM
Quote from: dave.woodhall on May 24, 2013, 11:41:31 PM
Villa groundsman Jonathan Calderwood is moving to PSG. Selling club, how low have we sunk, no ambition etc.

Like many before him he'll learn that the grass isn't always greener...

It is days like these that I wish I was nerdy enough to be a moderator because you would most definitely be banned for life......
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Online eamonn

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2013, 01:43:03 AM »
Quote from: dave.woodhall on May 24, 2013, 11:41:31 PM
Villa groundsman Jonathan Calderwood is moving to PSG. Selling club, how low have we sunk, no ambition etc.

Is there not a bit of truth in that?!

Do they still play at Parc De Prince? Has often looked in rag order over the years. Presumably this fella will be paid handsomely to keep it smooth.
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Offline Ads

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2013, 08:32:53 AM »
Lerner out.
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Offline PaulWinch again

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2013, 08:35:20 AM »
Good luck to him, he's done a great job at Villa.
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Offline gervilla

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2013, 08:37:09 AM »
Can Stephen Ireland work a lawnmower ?
Hell, he probable doesn't even know what one is.
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Offline onje_villa

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2013, 09:00:24 AM »
We've had the best pitch for years now, hopefully won't look anything like my lawn next season.
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Offline WALTERS WARRIORS

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2013, 09:20:13 AM »
Calderwoods "team" are taking over so they will know as much as he did as they were with him for a combined 17 yrs. Good luck to him he has won numerous awards and our pitch is world famous ........
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Offline Mister E

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Re: Pitch battles
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2013, 10:34:17 AM »
Jonathan Calderwood = Blade Runner.
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