Manchester United vs Aston Villa Match Thread

[PeterWithesShin]

Theoretically we can still win this game.

Theoretically, I can sleep with Mila Kunis...I think I have the better chance to be fair...

Keep your hands off my woman!

[Stu]

Dare I say it losing 3-0 up there is no disgrace, games like this will not define our season.

No, however what is a disgrace is that every single match we play against this lot it's pretty much nailed on that we won't win. It's a dreadful record and I can't see it changing, ever.

[Lamb_Stockmix]

Alan Green is a complete PR!CK of the highest order

It's hard to make out what he's saying with Alex Ferguson's cock in his mouth.

[Mortimer's Bear]

Has Delph been booked yet?

[midian]

Has Delph been booked yet?

yes

[PeterWithe]

I think the Sky commentator will be off on a solo mission by full time.

******

[Toronto Villa]

Must say if the worst happens one thing I certainly won't miss about the premier league is these pointless away games in Manchester.

Have to agree, I will not miss fixtures like this at all

we're not going down. Tonight hasn't decided anything.

[Malandro]

if we stay up, can we please employ 11 really hard, mental bricklayers and use them against the SKY 4 instead of our usual team?

[Warren Aspinall]

if we stay up, can we please employ 11 really hard, mental bricklayers and use them against the SKY 4 instead of our usual team?

with the monk in goal

[Malandro]

if we stay up, can we please employ 11 really hard, mental bricklayers and use them against the SKY 4 instead of our usual team?

with the monk in goal

yes with the monk in goal

[Stu]

Alan Green is a complete PR!CK of the highest order

It's hard to make out what he's saying with Alex Ferguson's cock in his mouth.

I love the Beeb, but they are so in bed with Manchester United and Alex Ferguson that it makes me sick. Where's the impartiality?

[paulcomben]

Weimann has had a shocker. Hope he rebounds against Sunderland.

[Richard C]

Just hope they don't score again, at least it might give them a bit of confidence.

[Mortimer's Bear]

the shortest OT injury time ever.

[JUAN PABLO]

2 mins

if it was 0-0  , there would be 7 mins