Manchester United v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[ClaretAndBlueBlood]

I'm off to OT soon to be corporately entertained. Sat in with their fans so it will either be very satisfying or very painful.........

Same here.  I'll look out for you when our winner goes in!

I'll look out for your cheeky grin Des!!!

[JUAN PABLO]

I'm off to OT soon to be corporately entertained. Sat in with their fans so it will either be very satisfying or very painful.........

Im sure every fan of theirs is corporately entertained. Load of Prawn sandwich tossers.

[littlevillain]

You'd expect them to have to much for us but i really think we could snatch a point . I can't see us not scoring regardless.
My biggest worry is red cards and injuries.

[curiousorange]

There are several reasons to wish for anything but a United win, but I've just thought of another...we'll be reminded of it all next season on the Match of the Day credits if we lose tonight.

[Duncan Shaw]

It's TV for me tonight and it will be an awful, awful watch.  Sky's fawning over them will be sickening and "the whole world" will be watching and willing them to win it in style.  The preemier league will have all the staging and bunting ready to present and Sir Bloody Bobby will be sat there with an inane grin on his face for the whole time.  But as horrible as watching it will be, I just have to!  I hope and wish with every bone in my body that we piss on their parade, but I've watched us captitulate to these wankers so often that I know it just won't happen.  I just hope they cruise rather than destroy and our confidence and goal difference remain more or less in tact.

[Damo70]

Their recent form over the last five games is identical to ours. Three wins, a draw and a defeat.

[richardhubbard]

Got a ticket in their end i, i dont know if I can stomach going , especially if we lose.

[David_Nab]

I'd prefer it was a really crap dour 0-0 and then Nzog scores a 93rd min freekick..of course they then score in the 120th minute of Fergie time and we escape with a plucky draw

[curiousorange]

I expect the defeat at Old Trafford every time we play there, but what I can't abide is when the team shits its pants because they're playing at the 'Theatre of Dreams'. I'm hoping Lambert's been going on at the squad about how good they are, how everyone wants them to lose and how they aren't going to, how this is their proper stage...if we go there and just let United be United, we'll lose, and deserve to.

[Lastfootstamper]

Got a ticket in their end i, i dont know if I can stomach going , especially if we lose.

Have you paid for it?

[placeforparks]

sky's fawning started yesterday when gary neville talked about united securing the title in front of their own fans, during the spurs v city match.

i would love it if we shat all over their party

[Clampy]

I'm so glad I was there a few season's back when we won 1-0.  My one abiding memory of that game was Stan booting it into the stand with about 30 seconds to go. I've walked out of there enough times and had to put up with their piss taking on the walk back to the coach so it was nice just for once to walk out with a smile on my face.

[Ads]

Apparently Yanited only need to turn up tonight. It s a case of "what time are they handing out the trophy?".

There will some disappointed, day tripping, Johnny Come Lately wankers going back down to Devon tonight. Still, at least they will have had a chance to go to the Megastore and get some good snaps of Andi and Benteke celebrating.

Odious plastic c***s.

[Pete3206]

I'm off to OT soon to be corporately entertained. Sat in with their fans so it will either be very satisfying or very painful.........

Prediction? Pain!

[Ads]

I'm off to OT soon to be corporately entertained. Sat in with their fans so it will either be very satisfying or very painful.........

Prediction? Pain!

Clubber Lang only thought he had to turn up as well, but Rocky stuck him on his arse.