Manchester United v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[saunders_heroes]

Even if we somehow managed to sneak a point tonight it would be brilliant.

[Martyn Smith]

Quick question - do we perform a 'guard of honour' tonight if they win the league?  I'm slightly clutching at straws here, but their next game is at Arsenal, so for gloating purposes might they not prefer it if they had to do it? 

No, guards of honour are only given in games subsequent to where a team has won the league with games to spare.

[Concrete John]

Fuck - straw no longer in clutching distance!!

[London Villan]

5/1 to draw
14/1 Villa to win!

[ACVilla]

4-1 Man Utd.

I will probably give this one a miss.

[Concrete John]

4-1 Man Utd.

I will probably give this one a miss.

I'm gonna watch it, but fully expect to be pissed off enough to not bother with the 2nd half and watch the last episode of Broadchurch instead.

[fbriai]

It all seems too loaded in one direction, too obvious that Utd win tonight and take the title, that I'm starting to think that we might go and cause an upset. After all, we tend to perform better away from home.

[eastie]

Dreadful day - first a visit to dentist to have a tooth removed and then a trip to old Trafford - not sure which is worse

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

Man Yoo 1 Aston Villa 3

[eamonn]

"19/1 0-1 Villa Benteke" screams the front window of my local bookies.

[Mortimer's Bear]

I'm sick and fucking tired of everyone talking about them winning the title tonight and how many they'll smash us by, 4 people have stopped me so far this morning to take the piss and ask me how many we'll lose by. Well fuck man united I really hope we can upset the sky wankfest and get a result and if we do I'll come into work tomorrow and rock out with my cock out!

Come on me babbies!!

[curiousorange]

I really hope it's one of those evenings where Villa fly out of the traps and Benteke beasts their back line. The football world is aching for United to win it in style, so how good would it be to wipe the grins off their collective faces?

[PeterWithesShin]

I would really love us to piss all over their chips tonight, especially as i'm sure that all day it will be a Sky wankathon over them. Fucking come on Villa!!!

[ClaretAndBlueBlood]

I'm off to OT soon to be corporately entertained. Sat in with their fans so it will either be very satisfying or very painful.........

[Des Little]

I'm off to OT soon to be corporately entertained. Sat in with their fans so it will either be very satisfying or very painful.........

Same here.  I'll look out for you when our winner goes in!