Manchester United v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[eamonn]

I'll be munching prawns for this one.

So, I'll get food poisoning from the prawns just before kick-off. I'll then run tot he toilet and vomit, passing on my germs to a waitress, who will then pop into the staff room where she'll meet the chief steward. The steward will have nicked some food from the kitchen, transferring germs as he goes, before passing the food on to the referee's steward. He will shake hands, transferring the germs again and the ref will blow his whistle to kick-off and the spittle will transfer to Rooney and Van Persie who will both then come down with sickness and diarrhoea.

They will have no fit subs and we'll play against 8 men, (there will have been a sending off by then) coming out 3-1 winners.

That's SICK, bro! Lol.

[Dave Cooper please]

Draw with a last minute screamer from Bennett.

[Mortimer's Bear]

Away win, details irrelevant!

[Chico Hamilton III]

Draw with a last minute screamer from Bennett.

Nah, we've had enough bad luck with own goals recently.

[Pete3206]

Fergie time drama will deny us a point.

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One thing is for sure, we will have more than the one attack that we had last season.

 

[Chico Hamilton III]

Ferdinand to break his collar bone, doing one of his stupid celebrations where he jumps on teammates' backs and gurns at the crowd. Only to find out that the goal had been disallowed anyway.

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Ferdinand to break his collar bone, doing one of his stupid celebrations where he jumps on teammates' backs and gurns at the crowd. Only to find out that the goal had been disallowed anyway.

He then gets murdered for pace by Gabby, tossed around like a rag doll by Benteke and we spend the most excruciatingly nervous last 15 minutes defending a one goal lead, to come away as the only side to have stopped them scoring at Old Trafford since 2009. Where we stopped them scoring.

[curiousorange]

Draw with a last minute screamer from Bennett.

Nah, we've had enough bad luck with own goals recently.

What an amusing and yet tragically accurate prediction.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

The Plastics put out their strongest team last night against West Ham so I expect them to rest a few on Monday before their trip to Arsenal. They then have Chelsea at home.

1-1 Gabby

[tomd2103]

I can see Man Utd being on the receiving end of some generous refereeing decisions and the way we are at the back, can see them getting at least one penalty.  3-1 defeat for us and we go again.

[Des Little]

3-0 to them.  Standard

[Tayls_7]

Weird. I instinctively put us down for a draw then immediately had a long hard think for all of ten seconds and realised those spawny wankers will score a late winner even if we are remotely in the mix. Cue the cameras on a smug Ferguson chewing ten to the dozen on his rancid gum while Phelan looks up at him like a lovelorn puppy. 

[peter w]

4-0

[Salsa Party Animal]

Think Villa will win and Manure was winning 2-0 at half time, then an inspired team talk. see Villa scoring in 46th minutes and then 89th minutes then a wondergoal from Matthew Lowton again to seal a 3-2 win. Alex Ferguson say "Aston Villa is so brilliant in second half we couldn't get the ball, and I am pleased with the referee today"