Manchester United v Aston Villa Pre-Match Thread

[Legion]

Monday 22.4.13 8pm KO

0-2

Weimann 45+
Benteke 90+

[eastie]

3-1 home win

[Meanwood Villa]

We'll lose.

[devilla]

I'd love to think we could do them but after that result at West Ham, they'll be looking to wrap up the title asap.

2 - 0 to them, don't care who scores.

[Jimbo]

We'll duly hand over the points via a number of gift-wrapped goals, as is customary.

[ozzjim]

Gone for a defeat, but would not be surprised by a 1-1 draw. I think we will score.

[Nii Lamptey]

Man Utd  0-1 Villa (Agbonlahor)

Last time I felt this confident of a win, we beat Liverpool away.

[Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air]

2-1 to Villa.

[Steve R]

Time to teach these twats what's what.

2-0 Villa

[ADVILLAFAN]

I voted for a Villa win, just to be silly.

[Ron Manager]

We might get a draw but realistically we should lose. The need for Benteke to be on his best form is imperative to any kind of result.

1-1 hopefully.

[Greg N'Ash]

2-1.

[Concrete John]

Gone for a defeat, but would not be surprised by a 1-1 draw. I think we will score.

Pretty much my feelings as well.

I think it'll be another of those Man Utd games where we take the lead, then realise we're beating Man Utd and bottle it, with them getting a heart breaking winner in the 112th minute.

[Drummond]

I'll be munching prawns for this one.

So, I'll get food poisoning from the prawns just before kick-off. I'll then run tot he toilet and vomit, passing on my germs to a waitress, who will then pop into the staff room where she'll meet the chief steward. The steward will have nicked some food from the kitchen, transferring germs as he goes, before passing the food on to the referee's steward. He will shake hands, transferring the germs again and the ref will blow his whistle to kick-off and the spittle will transfer to Rooney and Van Persie who will both then come down with sickness and diarrhoea.

They will have no fit subs and we'll play against 8 men, (there will have been a sending off by then) coming out 3-1 winners.

[flybo]

3-0 manure win