Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[eamonn]

Bannan, Bent and Given all being nudged off the payroll. The time is nigh to "swoop" for a "marquee" signing who's been there and done it. If I ring Villa Clubcall I expect us to be battling it out for well-travelled ace Hamilton Ricard like last time I called *shudder*

That's two people I'm now aware of who ever called Clubcall. The other bloke's a nose.

Why d'ya do it Eamonn?

I was 14, it was a long summer without football and internet was dial-up and slow. Got rumbled when the parents requested an itemised phone bill after seeing how high it was. My brother got done for ringing those dodgy chat-lines a couple of years later. My mother was very upset. "Why can't you be obsessed with a fucking football team like your brother instead of this filth?".

Chico Hamilton has also used these phonelines (Clubcall, not Sexchat, though I'l leave him to confirm/refute that) but I think he said he was crafty enough to do it at work when his boss went for a slash.

[supertom]

Kaka anyone?

I'm alright for a bit. I tipped out later than usual this morning.

The mere mention of Kaka sends American mates of mine into fits of laughter.

I always hoped serial footballer-dating nut job Ulrika Jonnson would meet and marry him. You live in hope.

 

Ace!! Ha Ha!

Took me a while that one. But concur, a good one.

[Malandro]

Bannan, Bent and Given all being nudged off the payroll. The time is nigh to "swoop" for a "marquee" signing who's been there and done it. If I ring Villa Clubcall I expect us to be battling it out for well-travelled ace Hamilton Ricard like last time I called *shudder*

That's two people I'm now aware of who ever called Clubcall. The other bloke's a nose.

Why d'ya do it Eamonn?

I was 14, it was a long summer without football and internet was dial-up and slow. Got rumbled when the parents requested an itemised phone bill after seeing how high it was. My brother got done for ringing those dodgy chat-lines a couple of years later. My mother was very upset. "Why can't you be obsessed with a fucking football team like your brother instead of this filth?".

Chico Hamilton has also used these phonelines (Clubcall, not Sexchat, though I'l leave him to confirm/refute that) but I think he said he was crafty enough to do it at work when his boss went for a slash.

Oh dear! I had the same, think it was just as Big Ron took over. My folks bring it up if anybody talks about football - I had to work picking lettuces for a whole summer to pay for it! (The lettuce growers son was called Michael Jackson as an aside)

[Clampy]

Bannan, Bent and Given all being nudged off the payroll. The time is nigh to "swoop" for a "marquee" signing who's been there and done it. If I ring Villa Clubcall I expect us to be battling it out for well-travelled ace Hamilton Ricard like last time I called *shudder*

That's two people I'm now aware of who ever called Clubcall. The other bloke's a nose.

Why d'ya do it Eamonn?

I was 14, it was a long summer without football and internet was dial-up and slow. Got rumbled when the parents requested an itemised phone bill after seeing how high it was. My brother got done for ringing those dodgy chat-lines a couple of years later. My mother was very upset. "Why can't you be obsessed with a fucking football team like your brother instead of this filth?".

Chico Hamilton has also used these phonelines (Clubcall, not Sexchat, though I'l leave him to confirm/refute that) but I think he said he was crafty enough to do it at work when his boss went for a slash.

Oh dear! I had the same, think it was just as Big Ron took over. My folks bring it up if anybody talks about football - I had to work picking lettuces for a whole summer to pay for it! (The lettuce growers son was called Michael Jackson as an aside)

Did he say to his son every morning, 'Don't stop till you get enough'?

I'll get me coat.......

[ozzjim]

Bannan, Bent and Given all being nudged off the payroll. The time is nigh to "swoop" for a "marquee" signing who's been there and done it. If I ring Villa Clubcall I expect us to be battling it out for well-travelled ace Hamilton Ricard like last time I called *shudder*

That's two people I'm now aware of who ever called Clubcall. The other bloke's a nose.

Why d'ya do it Eamonn?

I was 14, it was a long summer without football and internet was dial-up and slow. Got rumbled when the parents requested an itemised phone bill after seeing how high it was. My brother got done for ringing those dodgy chat-lines a couple of years later. My mother was very upset. "Why can't you be obsessed with a fucking football team like your brother instead of this filth?".

Chico Hamilton has also used these phonelines (Clubcall, not Sexchat, though I'l leave him to confirm/refute that) but I think he said he was crafty enough to do it at work when his boss went for a slash.

Oh dear! I had the same, think it was just as Big Ron took over. My folks bring it up if anybody talks about football - I had to work picking lettuces for a whole summer to pay for it! (The lettuce growers son was called Michael Jackson as an aside)

Did he say to his son every morning, 'Don't stop till you get enough'?

I'll get me coat.......

No, he just strangely kept suggesting the kid is not my son...

[Holte L2]

What about Milner on-loan?

[ozzjim]

What about Milner on-loan?

I think I would smile for a week at that. I love Jimmy. I love our current squad. The fusion of that love would be a beautiful thing.

[Tayls_7]

What about Milner on-loan?

I think I would smile for a week at that. I love Jimmy. I love our current squad. The fusion of that love would be a beautiful thing.

Like Delphi but with added goals.

[olaftab]

Apparantley, the 16 year old striker we signed from Torquay earlier this summer has gone back home because he was homesick.

Yeah I can fully understand that. Clampy you should get out to Torquay the ENGLISH RIVIERA!

[olaftab]

What about Milner on-loan?

I think I would smile for a week at that. I love Jimmy. I love our current squad. The fusion of that love would be a beautiful thing.

Like Delphi but with added goals.

What? You can't compare a hud carrier like Milner to the fast developing master mason Delph!

[Mister E]

No news then?

[Holte L2]

What about Milner on-loan?

I think I would smile for a week at that. I love Jimmy. I love our current squad. The fusion of that love would be a beautiful thing.

Jimmy back on loan, would be just perfect.

[frankmosswasmyuncle]

What about Milner on-loan?

I think I would smile for a week at that. I love Jimmy. I love our current squad. The fusion of that love would be a beautiful thing.

Jimmy back on loan, would be just perfect.

I love Milly but it ain't gonna happen.

We'll end up with some wonderkid-next-Messi from the Tamworth Sunday League...
and he'll be running rings round Lampard and Silva by Christmas!
UTV!

[Dante Lavelli]

Is Milner available on loan, or rumoured to be?

[Dave]

Nope