Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[rob_bridge]

Crook I met from Leeds said 2 K,discount for Londoners.I kid you not,he seemed very serious,spiders web tattoo on his face,he looked very nasty,but a proud northerner by all accounts.

I think it is nearer 3k

[Dante Lavelli]

Crook I met from Leeds said 2 K,discount for Londoners.I kid you not,he seemed very serious,spiders web tattoo on his face,he looked very nasty,but a proud northerner by all accounts.

The police really hate those spider web tats, how the hell do you catch people behind that facade?

Does a spiders web signify anything specific?
...isn't a swallow to show you've done "bird" and a tear to say you've killed someone?

[Dave Cooper please]

Does a spiders web signify anything specific?

That you are a twat.

[spk]

Well its total life siege mentality,Ive no doubt the blokes childhood was less than rosy,its a defence,trying to look as hard as possible.

[warleyboy]

Does a spiders web signify anything specific?

That you are a twat.

Fcuking legend, pmsl.....quality....just shit myself from laffin to much

[Mazrim]

Or a spider.

[Dante Lavelli]

Does a spiders web signify anything specific?

That you are a twat.

I was lucky enough to spend some time in Nicaragua and there was gang member who used to hang out in one of my preferred drinking holes (think full face tattoos).  I assume and vaguely remember reading that the tattoos played some part in the initiation into said gangs (Marras Bravas, somthing or other 18 being the other). 

Anyway enough back story.  This guy had clearly had an ejaculating penis tattooed onto his cheek.  To try and hide this fact he'd tried to disguise it as a space rocket.  The ejaculating sperm?  = Stars.    Trust me, it was hard not to laugh/stare/take photos when you're pissed.

[Percy McCarthy]

I used to know a bloke with a spider's web tattoo who knocked someone's eye out with a crow-bar. Years later (about 15 I think), he had his own eye poked out with a screwdriver in a totally unrelated incident.

An eye for an eye as they say.

[pauliewalnuts]

I used to know a bloke with a spider's web tattoo who knocked someone's eye out with a crow-bar. Years later (about 15 I think), he had his own eye poked out with a screwdriver.

An eye for an eye as they say.

I used to know a bloke who had an eye knocked out by a waiter twatting him across the face with a chair when they stopped off for a Chinese on the way back from an away game and trouble erupted.

[eamonn]

Percy, you should have been a consultant on The Wire. Baltimore, Brum, it's all the one. I don't suppose you know that bloke who sits in some Birmingham boozer all day taking bets to eat smashed lightbulbs?

[Yossarian]

Did you know Omar was based on a real person: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donnie_Andrews

[peter w]

I wonder how big the web would be if the spider was a twat.

On the bomb squad...I'm not actually sure N'Zogbia is in it. The noise around the club around his injury seemed to be one of genuine disappointment. i would have thought I would have heard more about Lambert wanting him out andthat he'll betraining with thekids. I really think lambert wants to keep him and sees him playing an important role. If he could find any sort of form he would fit into our attacking front 3 nicely. But, he need lots of cover. That's why the attacking role is there for thetaking. I think Lambert reckons that he could get N'zogbia playing there.

If he's wrong he'll be like O'EEJIT who was convinced Kevin Phillips should play in the hole. What a prick.

[supertom]

I dunno, I think a large part of the disappointment in Zogs injury is perhaps that we were hoping to sell him. I can't see him being here long term with his wages and output.

But in fairness to Zog I cannot remember too many occasions when he's been played on the right wing, which is his favoured position. He's played on the left, or he's played as a second striker almost.

[Goldie.7]

Word is we're in for another CB called Marco Capuano whose tweeted 'English dream' 2 hours ago.

[ciggiesnbeer]

If true an extra CB would be welcome. Still wondering where the backup for Lowton is. I love the bloke but he could get injured.