Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[Colhint]

bar steward I nearly cacked my pants

[mr underhill]

he must mean Christian Benitez

[OCD]

Hope they get Benitez.

[Chipsticks]

Spurs poised for striker move according to kendrick

@MatKendrick: Tottenham target Christian B told he can talk to clubs (Yes, I had to do a double take too!) #avfc http://t.co/tAtR5OoZ3i

Jesus it's gonna take me a few minutes to calm down after reading that. Almost shat myself.

[danlanza]

Just changed my shorts !!

[eastie]

Just changed my shorts !!

I take it mrs Lanza is washing the soiled ones as we speak danny boy
That kendrick likes a joke now and again - scurrilous upstart !

[danlanza]

Just changed my shorts !!

I take it mrs Lanza is washing the soiled ones as we speak danny boy
That kendrick likes a joke now and again - scurrilous upstart !

She is, and doing a fine job of it. Kendrick does like a wind up, the git.

[IFWaters]

All socialists are sponging lazy idiots.
Ed Balls wants to spend all your money.
The unions are engaged in a plot to cheat their placemen into parliament and vote in even more generous terms for their lazy, couldn't get a proper job members.
Teachers are lazy feckers more interested in themselves than kids.
Ed Milli Vanilli  couldn't run a bath.
There you go turn my name blue.

[danlanza]

All socialists are sponging lazy idiots.
Ed Balls wants to spend all your money.
The unions are engaged in a plot to cheat their placemen into parliament and vote in even more generous terms for their lazy, couldn't get a proper job members.
Teachers are lazy feckers more interested in themselves than kids.
Ed Milli Vanilli  couldn't run a bath.
There you go turn my name blue.

You need more than that to have your name turned blue. Legion says so 

[claretandbeer]

All socialists are sponging lazy idiots.
Ed Balls wants to spend all your money.
The unions are engaged in a plot to cheat their placemen into parliament and vote in even more generous terms for their lazy, couldn't get a proper job members.
Teachers are lazy feckers more interested in themselves than kids.
Ed Milli Vanilli  couldn't run a bath.
There you go turn my name blue.

As a retired teacher I take great exception to this ignorant rant.

[phantom limb]

Spurs poised for striker move according to kendrick

@MatKendrick: Tottenham target Christian B told he can talk to clubs (Yes, I had to do a double take too!) #avfc http://t.co/tAtR5OoZ3i

ChooChoo returns! Maybe he'll score more than erm, two goals this time.

[Rochdale Villain]

Sorry to interrupt the politics debate n' stuff, but as anyone seen this. . . http://www1.skysports.com/transfer-centre/foreign-papertalk

[JR89]

Sorry to interrupt the politics debate n' stuff, but as anyone seen this. . . http://www1.skysports.com/transfer-centre/foreign-papertalk

Would be ideal. I would be surprised to see anything of this size happen until Bent is sold though.

[danlanza]

Seen it and waiting for it to come true. Nothing yet though.

[PaulWinch again]

Hope it's true and they accept.