Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[Doorbell]

Bloody hell villa kicks! Why can't you just let me slag you off without feeling bad. Selfish.

Don't feel bad, you're doing VK's fragile self a service.

[Doorbell]

I think we should sign joaquin Phoenix because he looks like vito mannone.

[Olneythelonely]

Bloody hell villa kicks! Why can't you just let me slag you off without feeling bad. Selfish.

Don't feel bad

I never thought of it like that.

Villa kicks, you're off your tits.

[damon loves JT]

Ian Brady reckons he has a personality disorder.

Mind you, he also claims to have been on hunger strike since 1999, despite making himself toast for breakfast every morning.

[pauliewalnuts]

Ian Brady reckons he has a personality disorder.

Mind you, he also claims to have been on hunger strike since 1999, despite making himself toast for breakfast every morning.

I must admit, when i saw the court drawing of him on the news tonight, I thought he looked pretty well fed for one spurning food.

[damon loves JT]

There was a moment the other day where he sat back and you could see his shirt stretched across his middle. I swear he had a little bit of a gut.

[adrenachrome]

I want a Spainy woman. I have no idea what one is, which is why I want one.

Don't do it, PWS. I went with a Spainy woman and ended up with strainy scroty aka testicular torsion.   

[KevinGage]

Just imagine if he had 10 stoney testies. 

Messy.

[Doorbell]

Yes !! but i just want to be part of the villa fan thing i never ever mean to cause annoyance !! i m just misunderstood !! but open ! anyways back to the football!!

I have to say VK, at first I just thought...well, I didn't know what to think.  But your honesty has endeared me to you.  Saying that I won't be able to resist mocking some of the things you post...but it'll be meant in a friendly way.

[Doorbell]

Ian Brady reckons he has a personality disorder.

Mind you, he also claims to have been on hunger strike since 1999, despite making himself toast for breakfast every morning.

I liked the bit where he'd claimed to have used method acting skills to get himself classed as insane.

[damon loves JT]

There are mad people who pretend to be sane. There are sane people who pretend to be mad.

Ian Brady is a mad person pretending to be mad.

[Steve R]

Why can't we just play rush goalie if Brad can't play?

Careful. Lambert may be reading this.

[Tuscans]

I like you Villakicks, you bring out the childish banter in everyone...makes me chuckle out a little wee reading your stuff.

[Karl Bridges]

James Nursey reckons when Bent & Ireland are out of the door, we'll be after a 'number 10' type player.

[Tayls_7]

I like you Villakicks.....

That is why I'll kill you last.