Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[Mazrim]

Calling Mazrimsbruv. Translate French please.

[Matt Collins]

I've just watched that video of Okore against Chelsea. I've decided that he's the new Paul McGrath and should be signed up immediately.

In all seriousness, he did look bloody good for 20 years old. Would go straight into the side I imagine.

[ktvillan]

I must have some sort of psychosis for whenever I see the word Belhanda a voice in my head says Bellend- should I be worried?

Me too - I've already nicknamed him "cheesy".  Too much Viz comic in my formative years I think.

[SamTheMouse]

Anyone speak French?

Youssef Belhanda ‏@Y_Belhanda 10m
Ce soir je vais denouveau au millenium ! Sayé la bas c'est mon skoite maintenant j'suis posé en plus c'est juste a coté de chez moi !

It means:

"Tonight I'm off to the millenium again! That's it, it's like my new home these days, I'm settled and it's right by my place!"

All of which is irrelevant as the football player is called YOUNES not Youssuf. Dunno who the feck you lot have been stalking all day...

[adrenachrome]

rumours Villa are meeting him in marrakesh tomorrow

All on board the train.

A word of caution ...

I'm moving carpets through the customs at Dover
Thinking my journey was going to be over
Then they discovered a shipment of Moroccan
And said, "Excuse me sir, there's something you've forgotten"

From the Isle of Dogs to the Egyptian sands
Where the Arabs chew on dates
And I haven't forgot what it's like to be
With misadventure and her mates Behind prisoned walls and gates

[TheSandman]

Never really had a chance to have a good look at him before but watching Russell Martin at centre half for Scotland tonight and he looked very good. We've been linked with him a few times and he can cover centre half and full back.

[Eckybloke]

Never really had a chance to have a good look at him before but watching Russell Martin at centre half for Scotland tonight and he looked very good. We've been linked with him a few times and he can cover centre half and full back.

I was impressed by some bloke Alain Huitton at right back.  He'd be out of our league though!

[SamTheMouse]

Never really had a chance to have a good look at him before but watching Russell Martin at centre half for Scotland tonight and he looked very good. We've been linked with him a few times and he can cover centre half and full back.

I remember Hutton having a blinder against France once in a Scotland shirt. I actually thought he looked really good. It was like taking home a really fit bird and finding out she has a cock.

[adrenachrome]

Anyone speak French?

Youssef Belhanda ‏@Y_Belhanda 10m
Ce soir je vais denouveau au millenium ! Sayé la bas c'est mon skoite maintenant j'suis posé en plus c'est juste a coté de chez moi !

It means:

"Tonight I'm off to the millenium again! That's it, it's like my new home these days, I'm settled and it's right by my place!"

All of which is irrelevant as the football player is called YOUNES not Youssuf. Dunno who the feck you lot have been stalking all day...

Jaysus, Mary and Holy Saint  Youssuf!

[ciggiesnbeer]

Never really had a chance to have a good look at him before but watching Russell Martin at centre half for Scotland tonight and he looked very good. We've been linked with him a few times and he can cover centre half and full back.

I remember Hutton having a blinder against France once in a Scotland shirt. I actually thought he looked really good. It was like taking home a really fit bird and finding out she has a cock.

[Dave Cooper please]

Never really had a chance to have a good look at him before but watching Russell Martin at centre half for Scotland tonight and he looked very good. We've been linked with him a few times and he can cover centre half and full back.

I remember Hutton having a blinder against France once in a Scotland shirt. I actually thought he looked really good. It was like taking home a really fit bird and finding out she has a cock.

"So he flipped him over and fu......funnily enough it landed on all four wheels and they drove away."

[Risso]

Fascinating creatures though. Looks like a lady, but really it’s a man. I don’t find them attractive, it’s just confusing.

[TheSandman]

For some reason I'm picturing Alan Hutton in a wig with some balloons down his shirt. Not nice.

[Eckybloke]

For some reason I'm picturing Alan Hutton in a wig with some balloons down his shirt. Not nice.

Now I see him as a Scottish version of the guy off the Bet Victor ads.

[PeterWithesShin]

For some reason I'm picturing Alan Hutton in a wig with some balloons down his shirt. Not nice.