Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[supertom]

I keep babestation on only in the hope that one of the girls accidentally in all that arse and tit jiggling reveals their twat. It never happens but it helps pass the night.

Babestation? You are online TV! The internet was created solely for men to google porn!

I bet your phone bills are massive. In a " I am feeling lonely tonight. Shall i, shall i. Fuck it, i will phone." And you get through to some spotty arsed, gargantuan, smelly bird called " Peaches" who costs you twenty quid for a wank. Bollox to that, few beers down the local, back home to PornHub and away you go. And the cost is not twenty quid. Sorted.

H&V, for all your low-cost masturbation advice

To be honest if we make two signings in a week it's liable to have me throwing one off.

[Dave Cooper please]

Has Belhanda "done a Benteke", and got us mixed up with Arsenal again ?

Maybe that's how we should market ourselves to these geographically challenegd foreigners? In the London suberb of Birmingham yes, yes, we're Arsenal.

To be honest, we've probably got more chance of winning something than Arsenal, especially if we sign a load of quality players.

But we don't enter the Birmingham Senior Cup anymore (much to Plumbutt Cooper's annoyance).

Don't start me off.

[PeterWithesShin]

Richard Dunne, Eric Lichaj, Andy Marshall, Jean II Makoun and Simon Dawkins have left Villa.

[eastie]

Richard Dunne, Eric Lichaj, Andy Marshall, Jean II Makoun and Simon Dawkins have left Villa.

 Dunne, Lichaj and Marshall all leave after their contracts expired while on-loan Dawkins returns to Spurs and Makoun joins Rennes.

[Salsa Party Animal]

erm who is Belhanda ? Never heard of him.

[paul_e]

erm who is Belhanda ? Never heard of him.

video clicky - he's the real deal, would be a fantastic signing.

[maidstonevillain]

Richard Dunne, Eric Lichaj, Andy Marshall, Jean II Makoun and Simon Dawkins have left Villa.

I'd forgotten all about Makoun.

[gervilla]

Danish journalist, Sara Margren is reporting that we've had a bid in excess of £3m accepted for Nordsjælland's 20 year old, Danish international centre-half, Jores Okore accepted.

[PeterWithesShin]

Danish journalist, Sara Margren is reporting that we've had a bid in excess of £3m accepted for Nordsjælland's 20 year old, Danish international centre-half, Jores Okore accepted.

Never heard of him. But I like this from Wiki "Okore is considered a capable and aggressive defender, who is calm on the ball and a good reader of the game, with leadership qualities."

[Clampy]

Richard Dunne, Eric Lichaj, Andy Marshall, Jean II Makoun and Simon Dawkins have left Villa.

Shame about Lichaj really.

[paul_e]

Danish journalist, Sara Margren is reporting that we've had a bid in excess of £3m accepted for Nordsjælland's 20 year old, Danish international centre-half, Jores Okore accepted.

We've been linked to him before, January I think.

[Clampy]

Danish journalist, Sara Margren is reporting that we've had a bid in excess of £3m accepted for Nordsjælland's 20 year old, Danish international centre-half, Jores Okore accepted.

I read this a little earlier. Never heard of him (which is not a bad thing) but as rumours go it's possible.

[Percy McCarthy]

I love Danish international centre-halves. If I was a manager I'd buy no other sort. Except McGrath and possibly the odd Swede.

[OCD]

Danish journalist, Sara Margren is reporting that we've had a bid in excess of £3m accepted for Nordsjælland's 20 year old, Danish international centre-half, Jores Okore accepted.

Never heard of him.

I wonder how many times that comment will be made this summer?

[LeeB]

Danish journalist, Sara Margren is reporting that we've had a bid in excess of £3m accepted for Nordsjælland's 20 year old, Danish international centre-half, Jores Okore accepted.

I read this a little earlier. Never heard of him (which is not a bad thing) but as rumours go it's possible.

I paid £3m for him last week on Championship Manager, and he's been very good.