Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[olaftab]

I thought Percy came from Chelmsley?

No one comes from Chelmsley...you are sent there!

[olaftab]

If 'The Mighty Reds YNWA' want Bentke (and he's mad enough to want to go there), let's start talking at Carroll plus £15m coming our way

Let's NOT start talking at Carroll.....

[Clampy]

The Irish Lions on fb seem to think that Tonev is not with the Bulgarian squad and is in the UK.

[Mazrim]

If 'The Mighty Reds YNWA' want Bentke (and he's mad enough to want to go there), let's start talking at Carroll plus £15m coming our way

Let's NOT start talking at Carroll.....

Yes, I have a better idea for the prospective dialogue.

Liverpool: We'd like to enquire about the availability of Christian Benteke please.

Aston Villa: O.K, well the situation is that we'd like you to go fuck yourself with unusual violence.

Liverpool: Well, hang on. How does £15m sound?

Aston Villa: It sounds like you've been drinking Dettol for a month. Goodbye.

[Percy McCarthy]

I thought Percy came from Chelmsley?

No one comes from Chelmsley...you are sent there!

Chelmsley Wood is ace. Don't fall for lazy stereotypes.

[Greg N'Ash]

I take it back. Lambert's not being advised by John Blackwell, he is John Blackwell. Also that Popov interview...

I know of interest from Aston Villa, which is serious. What we will see in time. I think for me, the summer will be tegavo. I hope everything will end with a happy ending. Even if you stay in Cuba, it would be good for me, "said the striker."

Eh? Is he playing in Cuba? Or is Cuba Bulgarian-speak for Coventry?

[jwarry]

Montpellier president claiming we have bid for some bloke called Bellend according to Twitter Blx.
http://www.footballcourier.com/news/story/2269156/montpellier-president-claims-aston-villa-has-bid-for-younes-belh.html

[Greg N'Ash]

heh. So we've bid along with AC Milan, Inter, Athletico Madrid and Galatasaray? Either its bullshit or we've reverted to the Ellis days of bidding on players we had no chance of buying in the hope it makes us look ambitious.

[ozzjim]

Not buying that we are bidding for the sake of bidding, I think Lambert is just about the last to do that kind of silly shit. I do think it is very unlikely we have bid, and that the Montpellier chairman is apparently is mad as a box of frogs so could esily have been talking about Arsenal.

[Greg N'Ash]

Yep. its just made-up bollocks unless we've sold Benteke for 40m and haven't told anyone yet.

[tsvet]

The Irish Lions on fb seem to think that Tonev is not with the Bulgarian squad and is in the UK.

Tonev is not with the Bulgarian team as he had to play his last game of the season in Poland on Sunday. According to the Bulgarian media he is supposed to arrive in Birmingham for medicals today.

[FatSam]

I take it back. Lambert's not being advised by John Blackwell, he is John Blackwell. Also that Popov interview...

I know of interest from Aston Villa, which is serious. What we will see in time. I think for me, the summer will be tegavo. I hope everything will end with a happy ending. Even if you stay in Cuba, it would be good for me, "said the striker."

Eh? Is he playing in Cuba? Or is Cuba Bulgarian-speak for Coventry?

Its Google Translate speak for Kuban Krasnodar.

[Greg N'Ash]

ah right. Not much difference!

[ciggiesnbeer]

Montpellier president claiming we have bid for some bloke called Bellend according to Twitter Blx.
http://www.footballcourier.com/news/story/2269156/montpellier-president-claims-aston-villa-has-bid-for-younes-belh.html

Lambert has a warchest A WARCHEST!

I am ready!

[Ads]

We are now that club that any newspaper can fill a gap by printing a link to any obscure player and it will sound halfway plausible.