Summer 2013: Villa Transfers, Speculation, Suggestions and Rumours

[ciggiesnbeer]

I'm not a twonker myself but a bloke called AVFCTransTweet say we have me Kiyotakes buy out clause.

Make of that what you like.

Well I am glad Aston Villa are such an inclusive club.

[Chris_Jephcott]

If Chelsea want Benteke, that'll be at least £50 million.

It's got to be up with London prices at least!

[Rudy Can't Fail]

I'm not a twonker myself but a bloke called AVFCTransTweet say we have me Kiyotakes buy out clause.

Make of that what you like.

Pretending for a minute he has a buy out clause, what a signing the lad would be.

[ozzjim]

I'm not a twonker myself but a bloke called AVFCTransTweet say we have me Kiyotakes buy out clause.

Make of that what you like.

Pretending for a minute he has a buy out clause, what a signing the lad would be.

Is he as decent as his youtube makes him look then? (when answering that question remember that Hutton can be made to look like Cafu's Scottish cousin on there).

[Damo70]

I would be surprised if Benteke is Chelsea's plan B if they can't get Cavani. Especially as they have Lukaku.

[Dante Lavelli]

Any deal for Benteke should include Lukaku coming the other way.
For so many reasons - other than Abramovich's ridiculous wealth - this potential deal makes no sense.

[Ron Manager]

Rooney is not going anywhere.
Bale is not going anywhere
Saurez is not going anywhere
Benteke is not going anywhere.

and Im going to mend my garage roof

PS. Edinson Cavini is not coming to Villa Park. An ITK told me so!

[avfcpg]

In other news Benteke has been linked with a move to Aston Villa after the press ran out of clubs to link him with....

[eastie]

Just for the record, the earliest recorded sighting of the Hutton dressed as Lahm joke on H&V

Just thought i'd seen a world class fullback at Villa Park  for talks.My mistake, it was Hutton dressed as Lahm

Found an earlier one than that from 2010 in the jokes section. Oh well. I hadn't heard it before "my one" but hold my hands up.

My one was reference to Hutton dressing in his managers top and putting on specs like lambert as in Hutton dressed as lamb (lambert)

[olaftab]

Rooney is not going anywhere.
Bale is not going anywhere
Saurez is not going anywhere
Benteke is not going anywhere.

and Im going to mend my garage roof

PS. Edinson Cavini is not coming to Villa Park. An ITK told me so!

Instead of mending it why don't you transfer it?

[not3bad]

Rooney is not going anywhere.
Bale is not going anywhere
Saurez is not going anywhere
Benteke is not going anywhere.

In a sense I don't blame the tabloids when you see that.  Not very good headlines are they?

[supertom]

I saw that Mikel was being quoted as valued at 16 million by Chelsea. 16 MILLION!!!
By that logic, if Chelski do want Benteke, then a penny less than 50 million and they can fakk right off.
Plus in all honesty, Jose is probably going to rate Lukaku. He's a very good player. He only scored 2 goals less than Benteke. He's also 2 years younger than CB so who knows, could conceivably end up better (but I doubt it). They share a lot of the same strengths. I don't see why Chelsea would fork out a huge fee for Benteke when they have a very similar player on their books who's almost (but not quite) as adept. A bit of nurturing and development and they have their very own 20 goal a season beast.
I do think sometimes with these big money clubs that they spunk money purely for show. Even when they don't need it. I mean Chelsea bring in Ba, ship off Sturridge (after never really giving him a run through the middle). That obviously turned out well.

[Phil from the upper holte]

I'd put up the price anyway based on it being chelsea

[Tuscans]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2355628/Aston-Villa-forget-signing-Hiroshi-Kiyotake.html

[MoetVillan]

Daily Mail "Signing Benteke can reduce your chance of getting cancer, while also increasing immigrants.  Clubs confused about what to do"