He's forever searching for similes.
...but he can't tell you what that's like.
It's like a fly-free jar of ointment
It's like life with no disappointment
It's like the cat that got the cream
It's like young love's naive dream
It's like the tune from the Lone Ranger
It's like kindness from a stranger
It's like an old man's surprise erection
It's like sex without protection
It's like unconditional love
It's like a twig brought back by dove
It's like smoke from HMS Villa's gunwale
It's like light at the end of the tunnel