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Offline maidstonevillain

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Travel accelerators
« on: February 26, 2013, 09:26:27 AM »
Could we please have ones for the manager's office and the CEO's office. But preferably a bit longer please.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-21574253
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Offline Jimbo

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Re: Travel accelerators
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2013, 09:28:28 AM »
I thought we already had one, leading to the Championship.
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Offline Brend'Watkins

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Re: Travel accelerators
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2013, 09:32:41 AM »
How long before one of the many blubber revealing Geordies get stuck in that slide?
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Offline maidstonevillain

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Re: Travel accelerators
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2013, 09:48:59 AM »
Quote from: Bren'd on February 26, 2013, 09:32:41 AM
How long before one of the many blubber revealing Geordies get stuck in that slide?

Or suffers beer belly friction burns.
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Offline levico

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Re: Travel accelerators
« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2013, 10:29:27 AM »
This is not serious surely? There will just a a big unsightly pile of fat Geordies at the foot of the slide.
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Offline danlanza

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Re: Travel accelerators
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2013, 10:37:45 AM »
Surely they will have to weld four of those slides together to take the weight of those pie eating fat Geordies ?
Will they have to have a steward at the top and one at the bottom for health and safety reasons ?
And an instruction manual ? :D
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Offline Phil from the upper holte

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Re: Travel accelerators
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2013, 10:40:18 AM »
I've checked and its not April the 1st?It's a disaster waiting to happen but as long as it's them getting hurt it could be quite amusing
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Offline danlanza

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Re: Travel accelerators
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2013, 10:43:57 AM »


One slide is just not big enough.
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Offline eamonn

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Re: Travel accelerators
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2013, 12:17:02 PM »
African car reversers + travel accelerators = From despair to where?
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Offline OCD

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Re: Travel accelerators
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2013, 11:21:42 PM »
Quote from: levico on February 26, 2013, 10:29:27 AM
This is not serious surely? There will just a a big unsightly pile of fat Geordies at the foot of the slide.

More likely wedged in the slide.

I was looking for the date as it looked like an obvious April Fool's joke.
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