Travel accelerators

[maidstonevillain]

Could we please have ones for the manager's office and the CEO's office. But preferably a bit longer please.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-21574253

[Jimbo]

I thought we already had one, leading to the Championship.

[Brend'Watkins]

How long before one of the many blubber revealing Geordies get stuck in that slide?

[maidstonevillain]

How long before one of the many blubber revealing Geordies get stuck in that slide?

Or suffers beer belly friction burns.

[levico]

This is not serious surely? There will just a a big unsightly pile of fat Geordies at the foot of the slide.

[danlanza]

Surely they will have to weld four of those slides together to take the weight of those pie eating fat Geordies ?
Will they have to have a steward at the top and one at the bottom for health and safety reasons ?
And an instruction manual ?

[Phil from the upper holte]

I've checked and its not April the 1st?It's a disaster waiting to happen but as long as it's them getting hurt it could be quite amusing

[danlanza]

One slide is just not big enough.

[eamonn]

African car reversers + travel accelerators = From despair to where?

[OCD]

This is not serious surely? There will just a a big unsightly pile of fat Geordies at the foot of the slide.

More likely wedged in the slide.

I was looking for the date as it looked like an obvious April Fool's joke.