Caption competition WHU volume 2

[Legion]

Lowton chickens out of mass leap-frog game.

[DerHammer]

"This is how we defend corners!!" -scrap that, didn't see the first post 

[Dave Cooper please]

Last one to come eats the biscuit.

[greenwichvilla]

You got David Gold's car keys? Give 'em here, I'd love to smash it up.

[Concrete John]

I've heard of one player carrying the whole team, but this is ridiculous!

[Simon Ward]

"Speak to Nichola Keye"

[Rudy Can't Fail]

The Peter Withe sweet lady returns to feed the children.

[Drummond]

Pole Dancing routine ensures players finally earn their wage.


Latest Razzle Pile-up doesn't Dazzle.

[NeilH]

Villa players surprisingly upbeat about the resignation of the pope.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

'Sam Allardyce is a bloated, 30's faced throwback who has wandered out of a Catherine Cookson mini-series and worships at the alter of anti-football'

Not suitable for the caption, I just wanted to say it.

[Irish villain]

EMbarassing defeat for villa in the tug of war competition with enthusiastic Irishman sitting in the lower Trinity.

[PeterWithesShin]

The Human Centipede Part 4

Has there been a third one already?

Hope they are better than the first which was pretty boring.

And god standard on these caption efforts folks. I'll leave it running until sometime this evening.

[greenwichvilla]

God standard? Wow, we are good

[rjp]

Villa players mistake corner flag for witch's broom.

[N'ZMAV]

the 2 man (woman) mexican wave...