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Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: PeterWithesShin on February 11, 2013, 12:14:16 AM

Title: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 11, 2013, 12:14:16 AM
May as well do another to celebrate the rarity of a win. No idea what the prize will be, probably a DVD as usual. Surprise surprise. Usual rules, multiple guesses are allowed.

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Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Chipsticks on February 11, 2013, 12:20:31 AM
After many failed attempts over the season, Villa's new way of defending corners came across as a bit desperate.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: thick_mike on February 11, 2013, 12:27:15 AM
After many failed attempts over the season, Villa's new way of defending corners came across as a bit desperate.

WIN!
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 11, 2013, 12:28:03 AM
After many failed attempts over the season, Villa's new way of defending corners came across as a bit desperate.

WIN!

It has set a decent standard.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: richtheholtender on February 11, 2013, 12:31:59 AM
After many failed attempts over the season, Villa's new way of defending corners came across as a bit desperate.


Looks the one
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Steve R on February 11, 2013, 04:09:28 AM
One step beyond ...
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: peter w on February 11, 2013, 06:43:32 AM
Just beat me to it Steve...
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on February 11, 2013, 07:56:35 AM
EA Sports.... it's in the game
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: MonsXI on February 11, 2013, 08:02:12 AM
Let's pretend we scored a goal!
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Doorbell on February 11, 2013, 08:09:26 AM
The lads were a little confused after being told to keep it tight....
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Doorbell on February 11, 2013, 08:14:28 AM
Aston Villa's complex new goal celebration involved four players interlocking ready for lowton who magically grows a blue arm where his penis should be.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: DerHammer on February 11, 2013, 08:55:54 AM
The Human Centipede Part 4
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on February 11, 2013, 08:57:48 AM
The Human Centipede Part 4

Has there been a third one already?
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: DerHammer on February 11, 2013, 09:25:58 AM
The Human Centipede Part 4

Has there been a third one already?

The 3rd one is being made at the moment. It's called Final sequence  :)
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Simon Ward on February 11, 2013, 09:55:33 AM
"Villa players and fans celebrate the fact that Lasagne is to be sold in the food outlets around the ground!"

Oh hang on!
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Legion on February 11, 2013, 09:55:44 AM
Lowton chickens out of mass leap-frog game.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: DerHammer on February 11, 2013, 10:05:13 AM
"This is how we defend corners!!" -scrap that, didn't see the first post  :-[
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Dave Cooper please on February 11, 2013, 10:25:00 AM
Last one to come eats the biscuit.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: greenwichvilla on February 11, 2013, 12:50:55 PM
You got David Gold's car keys? Give 'em here, I'd love to smash it up.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Concrete John on February 11, 2013, 01:24:35 PM
I've heard of one player carrying the whole team, but this is ridiculous!
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Simon Ward on February 11, 2013, 01:51:41 PM
"Speak to Nichola Keye"
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on February 11, 2013, 01:55:45 PM
The Peter Withe sweet lady returns to feed the children.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Drummond on February 11, 2013, 01:55:49 PM
Pole Dancing routine ensures players finally earn their wage.


Latest Razzle Pile-up doesn't Dazzle.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: NeilH on February 11, 2013, 01:56:50 PM
Villa players surprisingly upbeat about the resignation of the pope.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on February 11, 2013, 01:59:27 PM
'Sam Allardyce is a bloated, 30's faced throwback who has wandered out of a Catherine Cookson mini-series and worships at the alter of anti-football'

Not suitable for the caption, I just wanted to say it.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Irish villain on February 11, 2013, 02:01:02 PM
EMbarassing defeat for villa in the tug of war competition with enthusiastic Irishman sitting in the lower Trinity.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 11, 2013, 02:06:19 PM
The Human Centipede Part 4

Has there been a third one already?

Hope they are better than the first which was pretty boring.

And god standard on these caption efforts folks. I'll leave it running until sometime this evening.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: greenwichvilla on February 11, 2013, 02:23:33 PM
God standard? Wow, we are good ;)
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: rjp on February 11, 2013, 02:31:40 PM
Villa players mistake corner flag for witch's broom.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: N'ZMAV on February 11, 2013, 03:17:06 PM
the 2 man (woman) mexican wave...
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: dave shelley on February 11, 2013, 03:21:08 PM
At last, the flag of surrender has been trampled into the ground.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Drummond on February 11, 2013, 04:18:24 PM
''When I said man-to-man, lads, that's not what I meant.'
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: eamonn on February 11, 2013, 04:29:00 PM
Aston Villa's complex new goal celebration involved four players interlocking ready for lowton who magically grows a blue arm where his penis should be.

Winner, I think. Lowton the elephant man.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: prmort on February 11, 2013, 04:30:29 PM
If gabby was here now, 2 of us would be pregnant.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: avfc_1874 on February 11, 2013, 04:36:54 PM
Villa's new tactic in defending set pieces by doing the conga takes a turn for the worst.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: levico on February 11, 2013, 04:53:47 PM
Westwood cringes with embarrassment as his colleagues celebrate a Villa player getting on the score sheet.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Chipsticks on February 11, 2013, 05:08:12 PM
After many failed attempts over the season, Villa's new way of defending corners came across as a bit desperate.

WIN!

It has set a decent standard.

*crosses fingers*
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Mortimer's Bear on February 11, 2013, 05:18:02 PM
If gabby was here now, 2 of us would be pregnant.

That made me laugh out loud.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: atticus snood on February 11, 2013, 08:14:10 PM
Quick! Randy's opened the exit door!
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Hopadop on February 11, 2013, 09:06:27 PM
Mumble. Grimace. Difference was Girl In Blue and her Nathan Baker kite. Mumble. Wince.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: curiousorange on February 11, 2013, 10:42:30 PM
"Lowton beats hasty retreat as spectator appeals for return of her Nathan Baker sex doll."
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: PeterWithesShin on February 11, 2013, 10:45:10 PM
Although there were some quality efforts, this is the winner (surprise surprise). I'll send you a PM Mr Chips when i've worked out which selection of DVD's you can choose from.

After many failed attempts over the season, Villa's new way of defending corners came across as a bit desperate.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Chipsticks on February 11, 2013, 11:44:10 PM
Although there were some quality efforts, this is the winner (surprise surprise). I'll send you a PM Mr Chips when i've worked out which selection of DVD's you can choose from.

After many failed attempts over the season, Villa's new way of defending corners came across as a bit desperate.

This is the greatest day of my life *wipes tears*.
Title: Re: Caption competition WHU volume 2
Post by: Doorbell on February 12, 2013, 04:20:12 AM
Although there were some quality efforts, this is the winner (surprise surprise). I'll send you a PM Mr Chips when i've worked out which selection of DVD's you can choose from.

After many failed attempts over the season, Villa's new way of defending corners came across as a bit desperate.

This is the greatest day of my life *wipes tears*.

Well done chipsticks...be sure to bask in your glory ;)
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