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[Legion]

I've never been this close to a Villa player's head before.

[N'ZMAV]

It's fucking stuck, innit.

[N'ZMAV]

This is how you clear a corner

[levico]

Birmingham's a sh*thole, I wanna go home.

[Exeter 77]

What do you mean I have to play football? I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox - the biggest bang since the Big One!

[danlanza]

Lambert promised me 2 litres of Buckfast per day if i signed.

[Lambert and Payne]

Wait, you mean Aston isn't in London?

[Irish villain]

Now that I'm here to provide cover never again shall a cornalty strike fear into the heart of an Aston Villa defender.

[PeterWithesShin]

Winner time. Honourable mentions go to Glen and Risso, but this is my favourite by a smidgen.

Congrats Jimbo.

"I'll be listening to a lot of balls from now on, this is just the beginning."

[Bigmelonface]

picture of man yanking his chain

[PeterWithesShin]

Sent you a PM Jimbo.

[martin o`who??]

Listen mate, can i put this fucking thing down now?....

[Dave Cooper please]

PL - "Ball - head. Ball - head. You hit ball with head, okay, you understand?"

YS - "It's okay boss, I speak good English, I can understand you."

PL - "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the rest of the useless fuckers."