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Author Topic: Caption competition  (Read 10522 times)

Offline Legion

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #45 on: January 31, 2013, 07:03:47 PM »
I've never been this close to a Villa player's head before.

Offline N'ZMAV

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #46 on: January 31, 2013, 07:11:08 PM »
It's fucking stuck, innit.

Offline N'ZMAV

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #47 on: January 31, 2013, 07:11:32 PM »
This is how you clear a corner

Offline levico

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #48 on: January 31, 2013, 07:35:57 PM »
Birmingham's a sh*thole, I wanna go home.

Offline Exeter 77

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #49 on: January 31, 2013, 07:53:20 PM »
What do you mean I have to play football? I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox - the biggest bang since the Big One!

Offline danlanza

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #50 on: January 31, 2013, 07:54:06 PM »
Lambert promised me 2 litres of Buckfast per day if i signed.

Offline Lambert and Payne

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #51 on: January 31, 2013, 08:12:41 PM »
Wait, you mean Aston isn't in London?

Offline Irish villain

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #52 on: January 31, 2013, 08:19:26 PM »
Now that I'm here to provide cover never again shall a cornalty strike fear into the heart of an Aston Villa defender.

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #53 on: February 01, 2013, 12:18:57 AM »
Winner time. Honourable mentions go to Glen and Risso, but this is my favourite by a smidgen.

Congrats Jimbo.

"I'll be listening to a lot of balls from now on, this is just the beginning."

Offline Bigmelonface

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #54 on: February 01, 2013, 12:20:50 AM »
picture of man yanking his chain

Offline PeterWithesShin

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #55 on: February 01, 2013, 12:24:02 AM »
Sent you a PM Jimbo.

Offline martin o`who??

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #56 on: February 02, 2013, 02:28:48 PM »
Listen mate, can i put this fucking thing down now?....

Offline Dave Cooper please

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #57 on: February 03, 2013, 09:41:10 AM »
PL - "Ball - head. Ball - head. You hit ball with head, okay, you understand?"

YS - "It's okay boss, I speak good English, I can understand you."

PL - "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the rest of the useless fuckers."

 


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