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Offline PeterWithesShin

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Caption competition
« on: January 31, 2013, 02:28:55 PM »
New competition to welcome our new signing. Same rules as always. Winner gets to choose one DVD from the following list.

Saw
Billy Connolly Live in New York
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Inside Man
School of Rock
Night of the Living Dead (B&W original)

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Offline Rico

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2013, 02:39:57 PM »
Listen up! So when the other team get a corner, you get your head to it! Look it's easy! Everyone with me so far?

Lambert, "Can you go over that again please?"
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Offline Glenn Peen

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2013, 02:43:59 PM »
With a simple tube of superglue, Lambert unveiled his secret masterplan for Villa keeping hold of the ball
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Offline MarkM

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2013, 02:45:36 PM »
Lambert: Right apprently thats a ball, you wont see much of it during the match so get a good feel now!"
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Offline MoetVillan

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2013, 02:46:59 PM »
The Guinness book of records was rocking today as the previous record for largest zit was comprehensively smashed by a young Frenchman.
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Offline paulcomben

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2013, 02:49:43 PM »
The boss has told me that I will feature in his next few team selections as follows: substitute; holding midfielder in 4-4-2; holding midfielder in 5-3-2; holding midfielder in 3-5-2 for the 1st half then 4-4-1-1 for the 2nd half; substitute; attacking midfielder in 4-2-3-1; striker in 4-0-6; goalkeeper for 3 consecutive matches; not in the squad.  So, the system and my role will be as clear as it is for all of the other players.
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Offline Concrete John

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2013, 02:50:11 PM »
"Sorry Gaffer - what was that?  With this ball against my ear all I heard was mumbling!"
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Offline nigel

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2013, 02:50:59 PM »
I'n a Nike hootgall, and I yhant a gottle of geer.
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Edvard Remberg

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2013, 02:51:46 PM »
"I 'eld ze ball like dis while i was reversing - I could not see ze incident"
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Offline Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2013, 02:52:36 PM »
The new novelty iPhone cover was proving a hit with the Villa youngsters.
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Offline aj2k77

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2013, 02:53:00 PM »
The closest a Villa players head has come to the ball all season.
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Offline JUAN PABLO

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2013, 02:54:17 PM »
I told theVilla boss I was a striker , he signed me straight away
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Offline eamonn

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2013, 02:59:53 PM »
Quote from: Edvard Remberg on January 31, 2013, 02:51:46 PM
"I 'eld ze ball like dis while i was reversing - I could not see ze incident"


"Ze car reverser was Andrew Grieves wit black mekkup"
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Offline DerHammer

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2013, 03:10:02 PM »
"What the fuck have I let myself in for?"
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Offline waringpongo

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Re: Caption competition
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2013, 03:14:13 PM »
This Arsenal kit doesn't look like the one on the TV.
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