Caption competition

[PeterWithesShin]

New competition to welcome our new signing. Same rules as always. Winner gets to choose one DVD from the following list.

Saw
Billy Connolly Live in New York
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Inside Man
School of Rock
Night of the Living Dead (B&W original)

[Rico]

Listen up! So when the other team get a corner, you get your head to it! Look it's easy! Everyone with me so far?

Lambert, "Can you go over that again please?"

[Glenn Peen]

With a simple tube of superglue, Lambert unveiled his secret masterplan for Villa keeping hold of the ball

[MarkM]

Lambert: Right apprently thats a ball, you wont see much of it during the match so get a good feel now!"

[MoetVillan]

The Guinness book of records was rocking today as the previous record for largest zit was comprehensively smashed by a young Frenchman.

[paulcomben]

The boss has told me that I will feature in his next few team selections as follows: substitute; holding midfielder in 4-4-2; holding midfielder in 5-3-2; holding midfielder in 3-5-2 for the 1st half then 4-4-1-1 for the 2nd half; substitute; attacking midfielder in 4-2-3-1; striker in 4-0-6; goalkeeper for 3 consecutive matches; not in the squad.  So, the system and my role will be as clear as it is for all of the other players.

[Concrete John]

"Sorry Gaffer - what was that?  With this ball against my ear all I heard was mumbling!"

[nigel]

I'n a Nike hootgall, and I yhant a gottle of geer.

[Edvard Remberg]

"I 'eld ze ball like dis while i was reversing - I could not see ze incident"

[Archbishop Herbert Cockthrottle]

The new novelty iPhone cover was proving a hit with the Villa youngsters.

[aj2k77]

The closest a Villa players head has come to the ball all season.

[JUAN PABLO]

I told theVilla boss I was a striker , he signed me straight away

[eamonn]

"I 'eld ze ball like dis while i was reversing - I could not see ze incident"

"Ze car reverser was Andrew Grieves wit black mekkup"

[DerHammer]

"What the fuck have I let myself in for?"

[waringpongo]

This Arsenal kit doesn't look like the one on the TV.