Magpies hit for six
Its meant to be gold when you see six magpies but Alan Pardew will be scrabbling for copper after tonight's drubbing at the hands of a transformed Aston Villa.
Astonishingly four of the Villans goals came from corners with Barry Bannan delivgering all of them "The gaffer said I should try and drill a few in at the near post so I did, amazingly they all got tapped in, I am surprised nobody has asked me to that before" Said the delighted Scot.
Darren Bents hattrick will surely please Villa fans, he glowed "I was asked to play a little deeper than usual with Chrictian and Andreass more forward and wide a bit. You know its amazing there, I could see people aheda of me and string together some passes and one twos that I managed to put away. of course being in a bit deeper I saw more of the ball, I cant remember the last time I had a game with 100 passes completed, so that makes me happy as well."
Villa fans will be in dreamland as the club announced there will be four new midfield signings unveiled tomorrow "I spoke to Randy over the weekend," Lambert explained "He was great and added twnty million to my transfer budget for this window, so that will be handy."
In other news deluded Villa fan CiggiesnBeer is reputed to have been well into a few drinks on Monday night "Up the fooking Villaaaaa" he slured as his head smacked onto the keyboard.
