Wednesday's back page headline?

[Drummond]

Edit, wrong thread! (Not quite so catchy is it?)

[mr woo]

LAMB-BERK!

Clueless Villa boss's new 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 formation backfires.
Fans berate lack of width.

[danno]

Hutton dressed as Lambert

Scottish International reveals "dream" to manage Aston Villa.

[olaftab]

LESCOTT WINNER SINKS PARDEW

Earlier in the evening there were grave doubts that Lescott's medical will not be completed in time for him to play however the payer was rushed from Bodymoor Heath on the back of a low loader whilst still undergoing last minute check ups. The Villa medical team gave the final thumbs up just as players started leaving the changing room.

[olaftab]

Lambert: I have no regrets! (But lots of money)

[TheTimVilla]

Daily Express:

Diana predicted Villa relegation

[Chris Jameson]

Daily Express:

Diana predicted Villa relegation

Inside: Is THIS Madeleine?

[Steve R]

LAMB MINTED

Villa unveil new 30 mill signings before 1-0 win.

[Steve R]

FRENCH CORRECTION

Villa Caned by Toon's Foreign Legion

[silhillvilla]

SHOOT ALORS

[danno]

French Fried!

Villa's young and hungry players
make fast food of Newcastle.

[VillaAlways]

LAMB-BERK!

Clueless Villa boss's new 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 formation backfires.
Fans berate lack of width.

LAMB-BERK. Hilarious!

[paulcomben]

They fucked themselves up and it's woe again.

[ciggiesnbeer]

Magpies hit for six

Its meant to be gold when you see six magpies but Alan Pardew will be scrabbling for copper after tonight's drubbing at the hands of a transformed Aston Villa.

Astonishingly four of the Villans goals came from corners with Barry Bannan delivgering all of them "The gaffer said I should try and drill a few in at the near post so I did, amazingly they all got tapped in, I am surprised nobody has asked me to that before" Said the delighted Scot.

Darren Bents hattrick will surely please Villa fans, he glowed "I was asked to play a little deeper than usual with Chrictian and Andreass more forward and wide a bit. You know its amazing there, I could see people aheda of me and string together some passes and one twos that I managed to put away. of course being in a bit deeper I saw more of the ball, I cant remember the last time I had a game with 100 passes completed, so that makes me happy as well."

Villa fans will be in dreamland as the club announced there will be four new midfield signings unveiled tomorrow "I spoke to Randy over the weekend," Lambert explained "He was great and added twnty million to my transfer budget for this window, so that will be handy."

In other news deluded Villa fan CiggiesnBeer is reputed to have been well into a few drinks on Monday night "Up the fooking Villaaaaa" he slured as his head smacked onto the keyboard.

[Lobsterboy]

Surely with all Newcastle's new signings from across the Channel it has to be:

OUI GO AGAIN