Aston Villa v Newcastle United Pre-Match Thread

[LeeB]

2-1 Villa.

[Witton Warrior]

A surprise 3-2 win followed by the worst  run by any team in top-flight history and relegation by the end of March culminating in a queue forming in the upper tiers of the stands to hurl ourselves off during the Chelsea match in an Aztec-like appeasement of some Demon-god we have annoyed.

NURSE!

I'm surprised that nobody during the Bradford game decided to launch themselves over the balcony of the Upper Trinity and into the director's box.

We were too busy trying to help win the game!
However if we lose in a similar fashion to the Wigan game maybe a trip to the front of the Upper Trinity will be in order

[Mortimer's Bear]

1-1, Ba and Weimann.

Will he latch on to a Beardsley cross?

[maigrait]

1 - 1... We are both way too sh1t to win this game.

[clash city rocker]

0-3 with Lambert leaving the next day which will be a bit like putting your seatbelt on after the impact.

[villadelph]

Lambert will have no idea how to prepare for Pardeux's new French collection. With all of them trying to impress and fight for new positions I can't even see us coming within 3 goals. We are so soft, and another heavy defeat at home and the crowd is going to turn on Lambo and his habitual indifference to losing. I hope we score, but we probably won't. Please, no Bannan. Score, score, and keep scoring.. No Coloccini.

[atomicjam]

2-1 Villa win.

[eastie]

Lambert will have no idea how to prepare for Pardeux's new French collection. With all of them trying to impress and fight for new positions I can't even see us coming within 3 goals. We are so soft, and another heavy defeat at home and the crowd is going to turn on Lambo and his habitual indifference to losing. I hope we score, but we probably won't. Please, no Bannan. Score, score, and keep scoring.. No Coloccini.

Please don't mention bannan - i had got him out of my mind till ypur post.

[villadelph]

Lambert will have no idea how to prepare for Pardeux's new French collection. With all of them trying to impress and fight for new positions I can't even see us coming within 3 goals. We are so soft, and another heavy defeat at home and the crowd is going to turn on Lambo and his habitual indifference to losing. I hope we score, but we probably won't. Please, no Bannan. Score, score, and keep scoring.. No Coloccini.

Please don't mention bannan - i had got him out of my mind till ypur post.

I'm truly sorry, I feel your pain.

[eastie]

Lambert will have no idea how to prepare for Pardeux's new French collection. With all of them trying to impress and fight for new positions I can't even see us coming within 3 goals. We are so soft, and another heavy defeat at home and the crowd is going to turn on Lambo and his habitual indifference to losing. I hope we score, but we probably won't. Please, no Bannan. Score, score, and keep scoring.. No Coloccini.

Please don't mention bannan - i had got him out of my mind till ypur post.

I'm truly sorry, I feel your pain.

Thank you , its like a nightmare thinking you will wake up and its all a bad dream .

[damon loves JT]

Some of you kids need to hide the cutlery.

[mr woo]

0-3 away win.  Goals from PJ, Duncan and Raoul Moat.

Brilliant.

[levico]

We'll get one goal. They will score from one out of every three corners. So 3-1 to them.

[villan from luton]

1-1, Ba and Weimann.

Will he latch on to a Beardsley cross?

[paulcomben]

1-1