Aston Villa v Newcastle United Pre-Match Thread

[paulcomben]

1-1, Ba and Weimann.

Ba.....  Dalian Atkinson might come on to nick the winner for the Villa.

[curlytailavfc]

5-2 newcastle us 2 up half time

[damon loves JT]

1-0 Villa. With extra time stretching into infinity and everyone on the Holte growing a long white beard

[achilles]

Their midfield will walk all over us, with players trying to make an impression for their new club, whilst ours will just wave them through, 1-4 to them with us hanging on to make the score respectably and Lambert ready to say 'we go again'. Just a bloody nightmare!

[nodge]

Another spiritless defeat. Only this one will be accompanied by fat shirtless men jiggling their bitch tits while holding up a banner that says "WHO'S YOUR NEXT SAVIOUR - PRINCE WILLIAM OR TOM HANKS?"

This is true. Their fans will justifiably rub it in after the game a few years ago - and that's fine, if we dish it out we have to take it. The point is, if it does go bitch-tits up on Tuesday the board have to get it with both barrels from the crowd.

Didn't they rub it in enough when they came back up and beat us 6-0?

[Pete3206]

With all this negativity, the "Man Up! Grow a pair!" post can't be too far away.

[Chris Jameson]

Delph to be booked in the 19th minute and subbed in the 72nd.
Bannan to hit 17 consecutive corners out for throw ins.
Newcastle to score from their 2nd corner
Jordan Bowery to score 4
Agbonlahor to continue to stake his claim to be the most gormless man to ever play football for a living
Lerner to order 43,000 flags in time for the next home game
Lambert to mumble the words 'We go again' at some stage
Toon Army to relish rubbing the Holte End's noses in it after a comfortable win for the French

[nodge]

With all this negativity, the "Man Up! Grow a pair!" post can't be too far away.

I've manned up and grown a pair of bitch tits

[Risso]

We go again and the game ends in a straightforward 2-0 win for Newcastle.

[adrenachrome]

Man up! Grow a pair! Stiffen the sinews and the upper lip.

Anybody dressing up as laydee to sneak into a lifeboat will be keel hauled.

[PeterWithesShin]

Us 1 Them as many as they can be bothered to score.

[eastie]

If reports are true lets hope lerner is at the game so he can see just how bad things are - and get both barrels.

[damon loves JT]

I cannot man up any further. I am already as masculine as the East German women's sprint team

[onje_villa]

We desperately need to win.
We won't.

[Des Little]

0-0. More dreadful relegation inducing horseshit from Lambert's Lambs