Aston Villa v Newcastle United Pre-Match Thread

[The Man With A Stick]

0-3 away win.  Goals from PJ, Duncan and Raoul Moat.

[Yossarian]

I will once again assume the position. It wouldn't be half as bad if they used lube.

[Lambert and Payne]

0-2

Sigh.

[villajk]

With all this negativity, the "Man Up! Grow a pair!" post can't be too far away.

And I'd rather not if you don't mind.

[Des Little]

Maybe we can instigate a change in the rules of the game, whereby if they win a corner, the referee has the discretion to award a penalty kick instead? I think we would stand more of a chance defending it.

[Monty]

Maybe we can instigate a change in the rules of the game, whereby if they win a corner, the referee has the discretion to award a penalty kick instead? I think we would stand more of a chance defending it.

Guzan is pretty good against penalties.

[Tom_Mc9?]

I can't see us winning again ever, let alone this match. 0-3.

[Uknowthescore]

We're shit Newcastle are shit 0 0

[Eigentor]

Villa - Newcastle 3 - 2 FT (3 - 0 HT).
Brilliant first half. Awful second half.

[MarkM]

0-2

[darren woolley]

0-2

[Chris Jameson]

0-3 away win.  Goals from PJ, Duncan and Raoul Moat.

Don't be so silly. Moat was replaced by Donna Air and PJ is suspended.

Jimmy Nail and that woman from Loose Women (Denise Welsh?) to score with Johnny Halliday to star on his debut.

[Pete3206]

Just had a look at the ticket map thingy on the OS. I'll be amazed if the gate exceeds 30,000

[Witton Warrior]

A surprise 3-2 win followed by the worst  run by any team in top-flight history and relegation by the end of March culminating in a queue forming in the upper tiers of the stands to hurl ourselves off during the Chelsea match in an Aztec-like appeasement of some Demon-god we have annoyed.

NURSE!

[Yossarian]

A surprise 3-2 win followed by the worst  run by any team in top-flight history and relegation by the end of March culminating in a queue forming in the upper tiers of the stands to hurl ourselves off during the Chelsea match in an Aztec-like appeasement of some Demon-god we have annoyed.

NURSE!

I'm surprised that nobody during the Bradford game decided to launch themselves over the balcony of the Upper Trinity and into the director's box.