Spleen Venting A-Z

[Irish villain]

Dire.

[oldtimernow]

execrable

[NeilH]

E is for Extracerbating - A new verb invented for watching us play of late.

[Jimbo]

Excellent (thread).
Execrable (team, players, manager, chief exec, chairman).

[Risso]

F = factory of sadness

[andyh]

Fucking wankers, the lot of 'em.

Phew, thanks, just wanted to get that off my chest.

[damon loves JT]

A - is for assault. Which is what I will commit on the next fuckwit who wanders up to my desk and says `Aston Villa? You're not very good, are you? Ha ha ha'

[Astral Weeks]

G - Gumption: lack of. See also: Guts

[pauliewalnuts]

H is for humping - humping it long, hopefully, to Benteke against a fourth division side.

[Risso]

A - is for assault. Which is what I will commit on the next fuckwit who wanders up to my desk and says `Aston Villa? You're not very good, are you? Ha ha ha'

I've had that all morning as well.  From gimps who know nothing about football mainly.   And as I'm a bitter, resentful bastard, all their names have been mentally logged until next Christmas when it's bonus review time.

[Astral Weeks]

A - is for assault. Which is what I will commit on the next fuckwit who wanders up to my desk and says `Aston Villa? You're not very good, are you? Ha ha ha'

I've had that all morning as well.  From gimps who know nothing about football mainly.   And as I'm a bitter, resentful bastard, all their names have been mentally logged until next Christmas when it's bonus review time.

That's the spirit.

[Jimbo]

A - is for assault. Which is what I will commit on the next fuckwit who wanders up to my desk and says `Aston Villa? You're not very good, are you? Ha ha ha'

A is also for alphabet.

[Pete3206]

A - Aston Villa

Look at those beautiful words above. Last night, a manager and a squad of professional footballers dragged it through the shit. You are not worthy.

[Breezeblock]

V: Vanilla - every fucker licks us!   

[Phil from the upper holte]

A - Absolute shit
B - Bollocks
C - Clueless
D - Defensively fucking hopeless
N - No hope for us