Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: russon on January 09, 2013, 08:08:08 AM
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In which we compile an A-Z of words to describe the current malaise (that's M sorted already)
A - Abject. How else can you describe a club that capitulates to a team three divisions below them who themselves conceded 4 goals to Rochdale in their last home game.
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B - Bothered. The team clearly isn't, as they keep serving the same shite up week after week. Then they ignore the fans that pay good money to come and cheer them on.
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Cocksockets - Lerner, Faulkner, Lambert, Bannan, ad infenitum
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Deplorable - the manner in which we lose shape, discipline and momentum
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Defeated - An attitude we seem to have before a ball is kicked.
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E- embarrassing .
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F-FFS.
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G - Gutless
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hopeless
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Insipid
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Inept
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I- Inept
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Jank - As my kids would say.
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J-Job something Lambert won't have if this shit continues
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Joke, some of the perfomances are laughable
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K - Kick up the arse, what they all need!
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Losers
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M - Make it stop
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N- No hope
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Open Mouthed - The reaction I get when watching our ineptitude on the pitch.
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O - Omnishambles
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A = Arsehole
B = Bottler
C = Crap
D = Dismal
E = Egotistic
F = Failing
G = Grinding
H = Hopeless
I = Idiotic
J = Jumped up little fecker
K = Killer pass wanker
L = Liability
M = Messi complex
N = No fecking good
O = One trick pony
P = Pathetic
Q =
R = Rubbish
S = Simply not good enough
T = Thoughtless
U = Under sized
V =
X = X rated performances every game
Z =
Right that just Bannon sorted now the rest .........................
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P- Passes not fucking hoof!!!
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Q - quick, nurse!
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Q - quitters. Where's the fight, guts , bottle, desire? All missing last night. Prove me wrong in the second leg Villa.
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Relegation beckons
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S - Shambles
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T - Timid approach once we go behind
Turmoil - what our club has been in for three years
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tripe
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utter tripe
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Shellshocked
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Vast - the difference between what is acceptable and what we've been served up of late.
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V = Vlaar, where the fuck is he?
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Wankers - Lerner, Faulkner, Lambert, Bannan, Bennett, Delph, Clark, Baker, Ireland, Bent .... You get the idea
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X-certificate defending
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Y oh Y oh Y
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Zimbabwe's under 13's would beat this lot
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Zombie-walking to the Championship
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Zzzzzzzzzz what Lerner is doing as we slide towards the Championship
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A - and off we go again!
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Arseholes
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Bell-ends
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A – Abject
S – Shocking
T – Terrible / Turmoil / Transition
O – Overpaid / Omnishambles
N – No hope
V – Villains
I – Insipid / Inept
L – Losers
L – Liability
A – Awful
F – Failures / Flop
C - Crap
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Cheer up me old mate, worse things happen at sea............
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******. The lot of them.
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Dire.
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execrable
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E is for Extracerbating - A new verb invented for watching us play of late.
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Excellent (thread).
Execrable (team, players, manager, chief exec, chairman).
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F = factory of sadness
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Fucking wankers, the lot of 'em.
Phew, thanks, just wanted to get that off my chest.
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A - is for assault. Which is what I will commit on the next fuckwit who wanders up to my desk and says `Aston Villa? You're not very good, are you? Ha ha ha'
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G - Gumption: lack of. See also: Guts
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H is for humping - humping it long, hopefully, to Benteke against a fourth division side.
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A - is for assault. Which is what I will commit on the next fuckwit who wanders up to my desk and says `Aston Villa? You're not very good, are you? Ha ha ha'
I've had that all morning as well. From gimps who know nothing about football mainly. And as I'm a bitter, resentful bastard, all their names have been mentally logged until next Christmas when it's bonus review time.
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A - is for assault. Which is what I will commit on the next fuckwit who wanders up to my desk and says `Aston Villa? You're not very good, are you? Ha ha ha'
I've had that all morning as well. From gimps who know nothing about football mainly. And as I'm a bitter, resentful bastard, all their names have been mentally logged until next Christmas when it's bonus review time.
That's the spirit.
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A - is for assault. Which is what I will commit on the next fuckwit who wanders up to my desk and says `Aston Villa? You're not very good, are you? Ha ha ha'
A is also for alphabet.
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A - Aston Villa
Look at those beautiful words above. Last night, a manager and a squad of professional footballers dragged it through the shit. You are not worthy.
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V: Vanilla - every fucker licks us! >:(
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A - Absolute shit
B - Bollocks
C - Clueless
D - Defensively fucking hopeless
N - No hope for us
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L: Lightweight - Our pitiful, woeful excuse for a midfield.
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R - Ranting , to myself, i did it all the way to work this morning. It's slowly sending me mad.
O - Overpaid and Overrated , those complete tossers last night that represented us (the subject of the ranting)
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Purgatory - that's where we are now
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s- systematic suppression of aspiration
3 years ago we aspired to be top four
2 years ago we aspired to be top half
1 year ago we aspired to be above the albion
now we aspire to be above QPR/reading/southampton/ wigan
next year we'll aspire to be in the premier league
after that god knows where we will aspire to be
Randy Lerners five year plan to systematically suppress the ambition of aston villa's fan base is coming to completion
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W is for What Would Doug Do? - There's a disturbed part of me that wonders how old Deadly would have reacted to the last few weeks.
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W is for What Would Doug Do? - There's a disturbed part of me that wonders how old Deadly would have reacted to the last few weeks.
We wouldn't have reached this point. Under Doug we were always a player or two short of being up with the top guns. Now we are a squad away more or less.
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s- systematic suppression of aspiration
3 years ago we aspired to be top four
2 years ago we aspired to be top half
1 year ago we aspired to be above the albion
now we aspire to be above QPR/reading/southampton/ wigan
next year we'll aspire to be in the premier league
after that god knows where we will aspire to be
Randy Lerners five year plan to systematically suppress the ambition of aston villa's fan base is coming to completion
The saddest part of the whole thing for me.Doubt the likes of Liverpool would settle for mediocrity like we are.
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F- Fanny's Ale House
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S - Sure picked a bad month to do a Dryathlon
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T - The Easy way. One day Aston Villa will find it
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W is for What Would Doug Do? - There's a disturbed part of me that wonders how old Deadly would have reacted to the last few weeks.
We wouldn't have reached this point. Under Doug we were always a player or two short of being up with the top guns. Now we are a squad away more or less.
I'm inclined to agree with this assessment.
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W is for What Would Doug Do? - There's a disturbed part of me that wonders how old Deadly would have reacted to the last few weeks.
We wouldn't have reached this point. Under Doug we were always a player or two short of being up with the top guns. Now we are a squad away more or less.
I'm inclined to agree with this assessment.
And to amend it slightly, in the PL era we only came close to relegation three times (never so close as we did last year) and he always took action to change things. Good signings in 1995, 2003 and selling up in 2006.
Randy is letting the slide continue. He's either broke or incompetent. Neither good.
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D - Duh-duh-duh-duh Fucking Useless
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I - I think my 7 year old could do better
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F is for only Four hours of this historically horrible Fucking day to get through.
I have seen us lose hundreds of times. I have seen us thrashed dozens of times but today was the worst day I have ever experienced for piss taking. I have worked the fruit and veg sales of east anglia and at twenty minute intervals all day I have had to endure some imbecile wanker telling me that Villa are crap.
This is the football club my father's brother said was on the lips of Birmingham lads when they went over the top in Flanders.
A club we now have to be told "to get behind" by the public address system when they take the field and whose supporters have to be drowned out at the final whistle by information about match programmes. What has become of us?
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F is for only Four hours of this historically horrible Fucking day to get through.
I have seen us lose hundreds of times. I have seen us thrashed dozens of times but today was the worst day I have ever experienced for piss taking. I have worked the fruit and veg sales of east anglia and at twenty minute intervals all day I have had to endure some imbecile wanker telling me that Villa are crap.
This is the football club my father's brother said was on the lips of Birmingham lads when they went over the top in Flanders.
That actually bought a tear to my eye.
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Headache - I've had one all day thanks to a combination of disturbed sleep, tension and having to not call my boss a prick all day because his beloved Noses didn't reach a semi-final this year to lose abjectly.
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W is for The Woodman in Dewsbury. Best part of the night.
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W is for The Woodman in Dewsbury. Best part of the night.
Can't disagree with that.
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Discombobulated
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W is for The Woodman in Dewsbury. Best part of the night.
Can't disagree with that.
W is for The Woodman in Dewsbury. Best part of the night.
Can't disagree with that.
W is for The Woodman in Dewsbury. Best part of the night.
Can't disagree with that.
West riding in dewsbury pretty special boozer