Time to show that we still have a sense of humour. No doubt most of us have been shown other fans versions of this, and I must admit that some of them are quite good.
So can any of you improve on this one as a reply? (stolen from A Villa Fan.com)
12 goals conseaded
11 Gabbys injured
10 zoggys stropping
9 bents for sale
8 huttons loaned out
7 bentekes offside
6 botched clearances
5 Paul McGrath
4 king help us
3 shots on target
2 fingered salute
And a final trip to wembley