Twelve Goals Of Christmas.

[The Laughing Policeman]

Time to show that we still have a sense of humour. No doubt most of us have been shown other fans versions of this, and I must admit that some of them are quite good.
So can any of you improve on this one as a reply? (stolen from A Villa Fan.com)

12 goals conseaded
11 Gabbys injured
10 zoggys stropping
9 bents for sale
8 huttons loaned out
7 bentekes offside
6 botched clearances
5 Paul McGrath
4 king help us
3 shots on target
2 fingered salute
And a final trip to wembley

[Chipsticks]

Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!

[Chipsticks]

(admittedly stole the 2 fingered salute because that's a good one)

[onje_villa]

Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!

I like! I think we should sing this against Wigan

[Chipsticks]

Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!

I like! I think we should sing this against Wigan

I will if you do!

[Legion]

Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!

I like! I think we should sing this against Wigan

So you would like us to loudly inform our team of largely youngsters that they are hopeless?

[eastie]

Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!

I like! I think we should sing this against Wigan

So you would like us to loudly inform our team of largely youngsters that they are hopeless?

More a song for Wigan fans to sing to take the piss , than our own fans to sing.

[Chipsticks]

Quickly tried to think of my own version.

12 goals conceded
11 hopeless youngsters
10 quid for transfers
9 Weimann gambles
8 goals at Chelsea
7 Lambert Holte waves
6 guzan blunders
5 Concrete Ron!
4 ever Villa
3 Holmann lungs
2 fingered salute
And ooh Christian Benteke!

I like! I think we should sing this against Wigan

So you would like us to loudly inform our team of largely youngsters that they are hopeless?

I wasn't too sure about that line, but it was made with humorous intentions. Perhaps not the best song to motivate them.