Benteke facts (just for fun)

[ozzjim]

Benteke saw this thread, and knew his path to a 26m summer move was laid before him.

[PeterWithesShin]

Benteke saw this thread, and knew his path to a 26m summer move was laid before him.

That's because Benteke lays anything he wants.*


Not in a 'end up on the register' kind of way I should add.

[danlanza]

Benteke has decided that the world will not end on December 21, 2012, because he has said so and the Mayans have been forced to change their calender.

[class_of_82]

some say that the bristles on his toothbrush are made of carbon fibre and that his pre match drink is nitro glycerine.
"benteke benteke your the greatest the holte end say
benteke benteke we will be with you all the way"

[SashasGrandad]

James Milner wears a Benteke shirt under his Man City strip.

Gareth Barry wears XL women's knickers under his Man C shorts

Benteke goes Commando

[cheltenhamlion]

The big question is do we get Benteke t-shirts like we did for Milner?

[DerHammer]

Benteke doesn't like things running on time, that's why London Midland's service is shit.

[DrGonzo]

Christian Benteke is fucking awesome.  Fact.

[SamTheMouse]

Benteke doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.

[Brend'Watkins]

Benteke sucks up fog and blows it away from where he is playing.

[ozzjim]

Delia Smith asked Benteke what he would like her to prepare for a pre match meal. An order of 18 canaries, still live, were delivered to the dressing room.

[James]

Benteke's so good he has a whole religious faith named after him!

[DerHammer]

50 virgins are sacrificed every morning at Bodymoor Heath to appease The Benteke.

[Concrete John]

The big question is do we get Benteke t-shirts like we did for Milner?

Maybe a Che Guevara wearing a James Milner t-shirt, where Milner's wearing a Benteke t-shirt?

[arnie66]

50 virgins are sacrificed every morning at Bodymoor Heath to appease The Benteke.

There's 50 virgins left in the West Midlands.......nah