Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke

[JUAN PABLO]

same birthday as yours truly - December 3rd. Now officially my favourite Villa player!!

Happy Bday Tolambo

[Toronto Villa]

Thank you all. Older and greyer than yesterday.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Of course. Um Bongo can only be imbibed in the Congo.

Actually, it can only be drunk Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, and only in the unlikely event that a hippo could aqcuire an apricot, a guava and a mango. Even then it would have to dance a dainty tango.

Even in this improbable event, you'd still need a Rhino who could somehow possess the abilty of human speech to exclaim, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

A hard task would be to find a python that could actually pick some passion fruit, hard in the extreme with no hands or digits, a marmoset and possibly a mandarin would surely have to be involved in the process. You'd then have the ballache of trying to find a copious amount of parrots to paint the packets and organise the whole caboodle.

I just can't see it myself.

[Drummond]

Like.

[Breezeblock]

For the benefit of our younger viewers:

[danlanza]

"He is fantastic. Unbelievable... and still only 22".

He is to old to fit into Lamberts plans now. Flog him !
Happy birthday, little fella.