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Title: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 03, 2012, 12:01:07 PM
Happy 22nd sir.

you are looking a great player .   
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Jarpie on December 03, 2012, 12:07:14 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Mazrim on December 03, 2012, 12:24:29 PM
"He is fantastic. Unbelievable... and still only 22".
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: LeeB on December 03, 2012, 12:51:11 PM
"He is fantastic. Unbelievable... and still only 22".

It's easy to forget.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: PaulTheVillan on December 03, 2012, 12:53:19 PM
Wonder if he's got the new Arsenal shirt for his birthday?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: exigo on December 03, 2012, 12:54:35 PM
6 foot 2. 22. Christian Benteke's after you.

Happy birthday big man. Celebrate with a hatful on Saturday.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Mazrim on December 03, 2012, 01:00:07 PM
6 foot four.
Twenty two.
Chris Ben... d'oh!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 03, 2012, 01:01:28 PM
Wonder if he's got the new Arsenal shirt for his birthday?

to wipe his arse on ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on December 03, 2012, 01:03:40 PM
To the tune of Pirhanna's/Nico Carstens's 'Zambezi'

Benteke
Benteke
Benteke
He's from Africa.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Mazrim on December 03, 2012, 01:14:39 PM
*ahem*... Belgium.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 03, 2012, 01:16:06 PM
same birthday as yours truly - December 3rd. Now officially my favourite Villa player!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: eamonn on December 03, 2012, 01:19:48 PM
Happy Birthday Christian and ToLambo. 15 years approx(?) apart but would no doubt get on well with a few birthday drinks in hand.

Think it's God and Risso's birthdays tomorrow. I hope I'm wrong as I wish my brain preserved more useful information than that.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 03, 2012, 01:22:04 PM
Happy Birthday Christian and ToLambo. 15 years approx(?) apart but would no doubt get on well with a few birthday drinks in hand.

Think it's God and Risso's birthdays tomorrow. I hope I'm wrong as I wish my brain preserved more useful information than that.

Thanks Eammon. We are actually 18 years apart as I turned the big 4 0 today. Villa have made me older than I am, and my two girls are doing their best to keep me young. I think you're right it is Risso's tomorrow and the great man mountain Lord McGrath.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Mazrim on December 03, 2012, 01:24:32 PM
Happy birthday mate.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: DrGonzo on December 03, 2012, 01:27:38 PM
Happy Birthday Beasty Boy! 
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Mazrim on December 03, 2012, 01:30:31 PM
Odd name to call Toronto but... o.k.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: regular_john on December 03, 2012, 01:33:20 PM
*ahem*... Belgium.

Nope, born in the Congo
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Mazrim on December 03, 2012, 01:36:04 PM
*ahem*... Belgium.

Nope, born in the Congo

Yes, but he's "from" Belgium.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 03, 2012, 01:38:02 PM
Odd name to call Toronto but... o.k.

yeh but he's right ... if you know what I mean...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Drummond on December 03, 2012, 01:42:22 PM
*ahem*... Belgium.

Nope, born in the Congo

I wonder if he stopped drinking Um Bongo when he moved.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Mazrim on December 03, 2012, 01:57:14 PM
Of course. Um Bongo can only be imbibed in the Congo.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on December 03, 2012, 02:03:00 PM
*ahem*... Belgium.

Nope, born in the Congo

Yes, but he's "from" Belgium.

He will be neither soon. A few more goals and he is as Brummie as Gabby.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Risso on December 03, 2012, 02:09:29 PM
Happy Birthday Christian and ToLambo. 15 years approx(?) apart but would no doubt get on well with a few birthday drinks in hand.

Think it's God and Risso's birthdays tomorrow. I hope I'm wrong as I wish my brain preserved more useful information than that.

Bloody hell mate, you've got a better memory than me own father!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: flybo on December 03, 2012, 02:27:01 PM
Happy Birthday Christian
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Brend'Watkins on December 03, 2012, 02:47:16 PM
Happy Birthday Beasty Boy! 

That sounds wrong....unless of course you actually do fancy him.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: The Left Side on December 03, 2012, 03:02:41 PM
Happy Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Chipsticks on December 03, 2012, 03:02:57 PM
Happy Birthday to the one-man wrecking ball!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Villafirst on December 03, 2012, 04:09:51 PM
6 foot 2. 22. Christian Benteke's after you.

Happy birthday big man. Celebrate with a hatful on Saturday.

He's actually 6'4"
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: PGW on December 03, 2012, 04:13:07 PM
Happy 22nd 'Big Un' - i hope i can write on here Happy 26th in a few years time!!!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: frank black on December 03, 2012, 05:31:31 PM
Happy 22nd 'Big Un' - i hope i can write on here Happy 26th in a few years time!!!!

Just before his Bosman ;-)

Happy birthday both.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: JUAN PABLO on December 03, 2012, 06:26:13 PM
same birthday as yours truly - December 3rd. Now officially my favourite Villa player!!

Happy Bday Tolambo ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Toronto Villa on December 03, 2012, 07:01:16 PM
Thank you all. Older and greyer than yesterday.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Rip Van We Go Again on December 03, 2012, 07:52:16 PM
Of course. Um Bongo can only be imbibed in the Congo.

Actually, it can only be drunk Way down deep in the middle of the Congo, and only in the unlikely event that a hippo could aqcuire an apricot, a guava and a mango. Even then it would have to dance a dainty tango.

Even in this improbable event, you'd still need a Rhino who could somehow possess the abilty of human speech to exclaim, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"

A hard task would be to find a python that could actually pick some passion fruit, hard in the extreme with no hands or digits, a marmoset and possibly a mandarin would surely have to be involved in the process. You'd then have the ballache of trying to find a copious amount of parrots to paint the packets and organise the whole caboodle.

I just can't see it myself.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Drummond on December 04, 2012, 10:50:34 PM
Like.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: Breezeblock on December 05, 2012, 10:20:51 AM
For the benefit of our younger viewers:

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Mr.Benteke
Post by: danlanza on December 05, 2012, 10:49:22 AM
"He is fantastic. Unbelievable... and still only 22".
He is to old to fit into Lamberts plans now. Flog him ! ;D
Happy birthday, little fella.
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