January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Oscar Arce]

We should have signed that African Car reverser.
If anyone wonders what the fuck I'm on about check out the thread, all of us badly need a laugh.

[curiousorange]

On the bright side...









...hmmm, can somebody fill in the gap please?

Nope.

A lot of us have five more minutes of stand-up material to add to our acts?

[Irish villain]

On the bright side...









...hmmm, can somebody fill in the gap please?

When you reach rock bottom the only way is up. One day Randy Lerner's shadow will not haunt Aston Villa

[danno]

Its difficult to comprehend that a previously highly rated manger as Lambert would choose to address our problems in such a way.

Perhaps he's been dropped on his head?

Brain slug Futurama style?

[eric woolban woolban]

Any news on Andrew Greaves?

[JUAN PABLO]

Dawkins      Holman MKII

[olaftab]

I don't know why everyone is slashing their wrists.
We had the chance to vent our spleens on Tuesday night, but no.
We gave them a fucking standing ovation for another fucking defeat.

And what's wrong with that? It's loyal support mate and I was one of those who did that because I thought the boys did great in the second half.

[atticus snood]

If it's any consolation Lambert's career is going up in smoke faster than we're heading towards the Championship.

[cdbearsfan]

Any news on Andrew Greaves?

In a helicopter circling Loftus Road with his agent.

[midnite]

So we've had Jim white tell Simon Jordan to stop right there as he can feel his tongue in his cheek???!!!!

And Niall Quinn state that there's a difference in the way villa are approaching this as last time we were in a similar situation we came knocking on sunderlands door and gave them a heap of money for bent.

[andrew08]

If it's any consolation Lambert's career is going up in smoke faster than we're heading towards the Championship.

No it's not. TSM is still working and is significantly wealthier.

[andyh]

I don't know why everyone is slashing their wrists.
We had the chance to vent our spleens on Tuesday night, but no.
We gave them a fucking standing ovation for another fucking defeat.

And what's wrong with that? It's loyal support mate and I was one of those who did that because I thought the boys did great in the second half.

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[exigo]

We're so resigned to our fate nobody's even done a Downfall parody. That's how bad things have got.

[OzVilla]

Can somebody please make any sense of this to me, what is Lerner thinking, what is Lambert thinking what the fuck is going on??

I've accepted that we probably won't stay up but to see us surrender in this way, madness.

[levico]

On the bright side...









...hmmm, can somebody fill in the gap please?

When you reach rock bottom the only way is up. One day Randy Lerner's shadow will not haunt Aston Villa

But where is rock bottom?  League 1 League 2?