January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[frank black]

Ok first question, if this blokes any good have we agreed a fee.

I guess the answer is Have we f***k

[Clampy]

Can't believe it. Dawkins? There is no god!

Very good.

[Jockey Randall]

The most worrying thing for me is if Lerner is in a right old mess financially and is struggling to sustain bankrolling the club anymore. I'd much rather he'd just decided enough was enough for the time being but the cost cutting has been so quick and severe it certainly doesn't look good does it? and we all know what happened to the last club that fell apart at the seams this quick, they still haven't come back now.

I still can't lay the blame at the managers feet for the state we're in. No one would have sorted this shit out with the money and wages available.

[TheSandman]

Fucking hell! Simon Fucking Dawkins. This is just bizarre.

[exiled on the wirral!]

I feel physically sick..we really are done for! Total piss take from all concerned, tonight we ceased being a premiership club! Pathetic!!!!

Get a grip mate a transfer ducking window doesn't finish off the great Aston Villa.

I didnt say we wasn't great, i said we ceased being a premiership club.

[curiousorange]

I'm certain Lambert's true home is League One, that's why he's trying to get us there as fast as he can.

[Stu]

Sack Faulkner, sack Lambert, sack the players, refund the season ticket money, padlock the gates, call it a day.

There is no more point.

"Stop all the clocks..." etc, etc.

[Pete3206]

Beyond pathetic.

[Ron Manager]

Ive suggested this before but nobody showed any interest. Why dont we play Benteke at centre half . Big, physical, wins most of the headers
and his passing is good. Leaving Bent and Weimann up front and Agbonlahor under orders to stay out on the wings and provide the crosses.

If he doesnt buy a centre half I suppose he will stick with Vlaar and Clark...which shows how stubborn and stupid he is.

[eastie]

Ok first question, if this blokes any good have we agreed a fee.

I guess the answer is Have we f***k

If hes any good why has he been at spurs 7 years and never started a game?

[Tokyo Sexwhale]

Christ, I'd be happy to see Zat Knight back right now.

[Perry Barr Pet]

Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

We won't get fooled again?

[aj2k77]

Truly gobsmacking.

Honestly, it is just beyond a joke that that is all our business.

Desperate for a bit of experience, we opt for two more kids who have never kicked a ball at the top level.

They're not kids, ones 25. They're just shit. 25 and only played 11 games in England, for Leyton Orient. Say's it all.

Can the last person leaving the building please turn off the lights.

[atticus snood]

What's Alpay doing?

[exiled on the wirral!]

Ive suggested this before but nobody showed any interest. Why dont we play Benteke at centre half . Big, physical, wins most of the headers
and his passing is good. Leaving Bent and Weimann up front and Agbonlahor under orders to stay out on the wings and provide the crosses.

If he doesnt buy a centre half I suppose he will stick with Vlaar and Clark...which shows how stubborn and stupid he is.

I presume you are joking about Benteke!