January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Ross]

Are we even getting a loan I'm not sure the lights on at bodymoor Heath was an official tweet either ?

The lights may be on,  but nobody's home.

[ozzjim]

Taking the fucking piss. A centre back was the play. Upson going to Brighton and we sign a bloke who failed a trial at Bournmouth 12 months ago, and tease it on twitter like it is Kaka. Madness

[curiousorange]

What's the point? If he's any good he'll fuck off back to Spuds like Kyle Walker.

I swear, it's like Lambert is managing a team playing another sport than football.

[PaulWinch again]

I don't think anyone knows who it is, it can't be this Dawkins bloke. It makes absolutely no sense at all even for us.

[Irish villain]

I don't know how much further down Lerner and Faulkner could drag our prestige.

[Phil from the upper holte]

BREAKING.Aston Villa looking to bring in Simon Dawkins(San Jose),courtesy of @Matt_Law_SM

[JUAN PABLO]

Gobsmacked !!!!

[Ross]

just heard the loan signing is Dan Gosling!

Terrible signing.
Our goose is cooked.

Would be beautiful, taking us back to page swan.

[brian green]

No It isn't Dawkins.   It's Hawking.   Emeritus Professor of Physics Gonville and Caius.   He will put some extra grunt into our defence

[aj2k77]

Gosling 13 games in 3 years. This hawkwing fella, never fucking heard of him, must be a prank, in reality we can't stoop that low can we?

Let's hope that we're aiming even lower than the board with these rumours.

[fbriai]

I don't think anyone knows who it is, it can't be this Dawkins bloke. It makes absolutely no sense at all even for us.

Ah you see, Paul. That's where you could so easily be wrong.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Dawkins?

Actually, Dawkins would be quite apt, because after this season i'm convinced there is no God.

[frank black]

I don't think anyone knows who it is, it can't be this Dawkins bloke. It makes absolutely no sense at all even for us.

Substitute the word Dawkins for Mcleish and its like déjà vu.

[Ross]

BREAKING.Aston Villa looking to bring in Simon Dawkins(San Jose),courtesy of @Matt_Law_SM

Wow. Are half season tickets still available?

[Somniloquism]

What's the point? If he's any good he'll fuck off back to Spuds like Kyle Walker.

I swear, it's like Lambert is managing a team playing another sport than football.

I wouldn't mind improving someone for another team if it meant we stopped up. But this looks awful unless Vlaar and Dunne suddenly play together and we don't let a goal in for the rest of the season.