January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Greg N'Ash]

If this is all thats coming in we may as well have sacked Lambchop in January. In fact we may as well sack him anyway.

[olaftab]

That had better not "be it".

If so maz then those concerned need  to hang their heads in shame at what they have done to this great club!

No they don't. Do you want us to be like QbloodyPR?

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Nursey said yesterday we are looking for a CB. With it looking like Dunne will not play again for us, I'd be suprised if we don't bring one in. 

From the Guardian:

"My cousin Alecc is a waiter in Red Lobster is New York," he says. "He just served Richard Dunne a large bowl of apple crumble and a chocolate milkshake. On the move to the Red Bulls possibly?" Or just very hungry. He won't be playing too much football if he keeps eating that kind of rubbish.

[Chris Stares]

I've decided to boycott the BBC from now on, the sarcastic wankers:

ASTON VILLA LATEST

Aston Villa's new signing Yacouba Sylla has said he dreamed of being in a relegation fight ever since he became a professional.

"Playing at Villa Park will be unbelievable," said the £2m midfielder. "It is a huge stadium with a great history and the crowd will be incredible. You dream about this when you become a footballer.

"I can hopefully help the team when we're defending against our opposition and to get the ball moving forward. I know the fans are very passionate and it will be great to get started as soon as possible."

Yes, I know it's true that we're in a relegation scrap, but do they need to be quite so gleeful about it?  Get f*cked, Chris Bevan and Aimee Lewis, BBC Sport.  Rant over...

[eastie]

Well at least we were there when we won the league and european cup , they will never take our great memories from us .

We are hurt but very proud of our wonderful club - we will be back !

[neo_Villan]

I still believe we might see a bid for Bent also which could see us make a couple of moves. A centre back is priority but we could do with another creative option. Or even a good old winger.

[Concrete John]

That had better not "be it".

If so maz then those concerned need  to hang their heads in shame at what they have done to this great club!

No they don't. Do you want us to be like QbloodyPR?

Randy can stretch it a bit to help keep us up without paying Samba £120k a week!

[tomd2103]

I've decided to boycott the BBC from now on, the sarcastic wankers:

ASTON VILLA LATEST

Aston Villa's new signing Yacouba Sylla has said he dreamed of being in a relegation fight ever since he became a professional.

"Playing at Villa Park will be unbelievable," said the £2m midfielder. "It is a huge stadium with a great history and the crowd will be incredible. You dream about this when you become a footballer.

"I can hopefully help the team when we're defending against our opposition and to get the ball moving forward. I know the fans are very passionate and it will be great to get started as soon as possible."

Yes, I know it's true that we're in a relegation scrap, but do they need to be quite so gleeful about it?

Yeah noticed that.  Had a little dig earlier in the feed as well.  Something along the lines of "Experienced or not, Aston Villa have made a signing".

[Concrete John]

Well at least we were there when we won the league and european cup , they will never take our great memories from us .

We are hurt but very proud of our wonderful club - we will be back !

We haven't gone anywhere yet!

[Chris Stares]

Yeah noticed that.  Had a little dig earlier in the feed as well.  Something along the lines of "Experienced or not, Aston Villa have made a signing".

Let them continue to fawn over St. Beckham and Balotelli, the vacuous little turds.

[aj2k77]

The BBC can fuck off. If it was subscription then no one would pay a penny to watch the shite they peddle. Very lucky they're funded by basically a tax to keep them going and talentless tossers and druggies in multi million pound contracts.

[Risso]

That had better not "be it".

If so maz then those concerned need  to hang their heads in shame at what they have done to this great club!

No they don't. Do you want us to be like QbloodyPR?

You don't think there's a happy medium between spending ridiculous amounts of money like QPR, and buying some unknown French kid from a crap division 2 team?  We are easily the worst team in the league on current form, and one more inexperienced kid, welcome as he is, isn't going to be enough to keep us up.

[hilts_coolerking]

Good grief, I had no idea football fans were so thin-skinned.  Or can we only dish it out?

[Mazrim]

They do aftab. Whatever happens from now until midnight the people running this club are running it into the ground.
There isnt a clue between them and I just hope we can survive long enough to pass to more properly prepared, knowledgeable and dedicated stewardship.

I dont want to risk the financial welfare of this club, I just want to see it protected properly.
This window is the one real chance left to affect matters in our favour. After this we have to hope a squad of kids and inconsistent senior players pull something out of the bag.
I'm not giving up but I want a fighting chance.

And I'm sorry to say but I want Randy to reconsider being custodian of this great club because I dont think he's up to the job.
The communication is bollocks too. Its unforgiveable. I can cope with being shit and making mistakes but being blanked isnt cricket to be honest.

[danno]

I've decided to boycott the BBC from now on, the sarcastic wankers:

ASTON VILLA LATEST

Aston Villa's new signing Yacouba Sylla has said he dreamed of being in a relegation fight ever since he became a professional.

"Playing at Villa Park will be unbelievable," said the £2m midfielder. "It is a huge stadium with a great history and the crowd will be incredible. You dream about this when you become a footballer.

"I can hopefully help the team when we're defending against our opposition and to get the ball moving forward. I know the fans are very passionate and it will be great to get started as soon as possible."

Yes, I know it's true that we're in a relegation scrap, but do they need to be quite so gleeful about it?

Yeah noticed that.  Had a little dig earlier in the feed as well.  Something along the lines of "Experienced or not, Aston Villa have made a signing".

Its always like that its supposed to be irreverent and witty.
But mostly just ends up reading like smarmy twat, its probably Colin Murray typing.
zing!