January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[frank black]

Jesus Christ! We are signing a player from the French 2nd division, that's another Kid and sounds like an ingredient from a Pro biotic yoghurt.

We're doom I tell you doomed!

Thats the spirit!

Precisely give the guy a chance, he's the type of player we need. He's a French under 21 international and was wanted by some decent sides.

All for giving him a chance, this is the type of player you file in the one for the future category. He's from a lower division and played 1 game for the u21's. If he comes in and makes a significant difference it will be football management genius, I'm not getting that vibe.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

We've been that starved of hope that we'd have have wanked our dicks to Spicy Pepperami even if we'd signed Francis Benali and Didier Agathe out of retirement.

[PaulWinch again]

Assuming he joins welcome to Villa Yacouba, put some bite into our midfield.

[eric woolban woolban]

He looks like Marlon Harewood's younger brother.

Feed the hare and he will score

[l_mckay]

Can't say I've ever heard of this sylla guy but he deserves a chance,can't be any worse than what we have got.lets hope there another 1 or 2 still to come in before the deadline

[ozzjim]

Can I also say fair play to the scouts, they seem to have found someone that meets Lamberts VFM drive!

[brian green]

Has the name of a pretty little blue flower and built like Ian Taylor.   He will do for me.   I pray to all the gods of football that if he gives away penalties it is actually for kicking somebody not the air a foot behind them.

[swiftyelvis]

Well at least he doesn't mind playing in the second division!

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Well at least he doesn't mind playing in the second division!

You're not helping.

[Louzie0]

Pat Murphy said we've paid £2m for Sylla, who's a six-foot, very physical DCM, and that there's at least one other "iron in the fire." Let's hope so, but it's good news at last!

Excellent news.
Proves PL's got money to spend and if he's anything like Benteke in his impact on the team, he will be terrific.

[Ron Manager]

In the file with salifou and makoun for me.

Salifou came for peanuts, Makoun was fine. Give the guy a chance.

Makoun was fine Mumbles got rid of him as he arrived. Didnt speak English apparently.

[Salsa Party Animal]

Any evidence we have signed the new French U21 player. Charles will have to look after him as he is also French player.

[Monty]

In the file with salifou and makoun for me.

Salifou came for peanuts, Makoun was fine. Give the guy a chance.

Makoun was fine Mumbles got rid of him as he arrived. Didnt speak English apparently.

Then they should have got on fine.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Makoun was fine Mumbles got rid of him as he arrived. Didnt speak English apparently.

Who, Makoun or Lambert?

[Jimbo]

Can I be the first to call him a Sylla Sausage?