January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Toronto Villa]

Laters Alan, thanks for the memories.

http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~3056605,00.html

Dear Alan - please do well out there so they sign you permanently. Sincerely, Aston Villa fans

[danno]

Laters Alan, thanks for the memories.

http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~3056605,00.html

Dear Alan - please do well out there so they sign you permanently. Sincerely, Aston Villa fans

Also being fair skinned, please remember to pack your sun cream unless you want to look like this:

 

[paul_e]

The advantage of him going to Mallorca is you'd think people there are well accustomed to seeing british skinheads assault people in broad daylight.

[Dave Clark Five]

Roll on friday so we can kiss this thread goodbye.

Do you go into hibernation then, Eastie?

[stubbsyandy]

Mallorca have confirmed on their website that Hutton will sign tomorrow. He's even going to be unveiled to the fans at the stadium at 13.30Hrs! How many do you think will turn out for that?!

CLICKY

It's a shame it's not a permanent transfer and there's not a pre-season freindly thrown in over there.

Is it with a view to a permanent deal? Lets hope hes a revelation - cant wait to see him up trying to catch messi and ronaldo.

He will catch them ok, just as they run back to the half way line after scoring...

[paul_e]

About as late as some of the tackles he made last year then.

[eastie]

Roll on friday so we can kiss this thread goodbye.

Do you go into hibernation then, Eastie?

Yes dc5 , large supply of nuts stocked up - in hibernation until 3 pm saturday.

[Dave Clark Five]

If we haven't got a pot to piss in what about Matthew Upson on loan? He can't get past Huth and Shawcross at Stoke and he would at least be motivated to try and get a contract next season.

Upson , risse, murphy , stephens - all 4 for less than £8m , wages permitting.

Where are you getting all these valuations from, Eastie? £1m here, £1.5m there. Are these from the Telegraph Fantasy Football League?

[eastie]

If we haven't got a pot to piss in what about Matthew Upson on loan? He can't get past Huth and Shawcross at Stoke and he would at least be motivated to try and get a contract next season.

Upson , risse, murphy , stephens - all 4 for less than £8m , wages permitting.

Where are you getting all these valuations from, Eastie? £1m here, £1.5m there. Are these from the Telegraph Fantasy Football League?

Upson loan, risse £1.5 and murphy £1.5 both on 18 month deals - both are out of contract soon , stephens £4m is reckoned to be asking price.

Upson , risse and murphy would cost peanuts in fees at their age , if not even available on a free.

[davisa]

Florent Malouda hmmm

[ozzjim]

Why the fuck do we want an old left winger?

[Legion]

Is Michael Foot still available?

[Apyadg]

Is Michael Foot still available?

£1.5m.

[old man villa fan]

If we haven't got a pot to piss in what about Matthew Upson on loan? He can't get past Huth and Shawcross at Stoke and he would at least be motivated to try and get a contract next season.

Upson , risse, murphy , stephens - all 4 for less than £8m , wages permitting.

Where are you getting all these valuations from, Eastie? £1m here, £1.5m there. Are these from the Telegraph Fantasy Football League?

I think you're right!

[pauliewalnuts]

The advantage of him going to Mallorca is you'd think people there are well accustomed to seeing british skinheads assault people in broad daylight.

*applause*