January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[DB]

Morrison Reading ?

There is a Waitrose....

[Salsa Party Animal]

Will his nickname be FLIPPER

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

Morrison Reading ?

There is a Waitrose....

Or Seb`s sister ? Tess Coe ......

[zlatans bicyclekick]

Who are the latest viking lunatics who would rather cough up their own ribcages than let goals in? Find us one of these gentlemen.

I'm pretty sure you are looking for Pontus Jansson (Malmö FF). 21 years old (I think?) CB, tall, strong and has a bit of Martin Laursen about him. Made his debut in the full national side in the Zlatan vs England game. He played something like the last 10 mins or so. Wont probably come cheap, but not overly expensive either. My guess around 2,5-3 m£.

Does he have a beard

Nope, sorry.  Maybe we could sign him and the fans pull together and buy him a fake beard?

[Yossarian]

Morrison Reading ?

There is a Waitrose....

I think there is one on the Basingstoke Road

[PaulTheVillan]

Curtis Davies?

[Matt Collins]

Kevin Grosskreutz from Dortmund?

[Mazrim]

Aston Villa are among a group of clubs who will  be watching FC Cluj winger Modou Sougou in action at Manchester United in the Champions League tonight.

Newcastle, Norwich, Bolton and Swansea are also keeping tabs on the 27-year-old.

The Senegal international is available for about £2 million and is known to want to leave Romania in January.
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I'm going to stick my neck out here and say that this is absolute bollocks.

[spaf]

Who are the latest viking lunatics who would rather cough up their own ribcages than let goals in? Find us one of these gentlemen.

I'm pretty sure you are looking for Pontus Jansson (Malmö FF). 21 years old (I think?) CB, tall, strong and has a bit of Martin Laursen about him. Made his debut in the full national side in the Zlatan vs England game. He played something like the last 10 mins or so. Wont probably come cheap, but not overly expensive either. My guess around 2,5-3 m£.

zlatans bicyclekick you know about these other guys I scouted in ten minutes from Transfermarkt:

Even Hofland - 23 (born feb), 3 caps for Norway, recovering from ACL rupture, sign him up.

Vegard Forren - 24 (feb), 5 caps for Norway

These guys play in the backlines of Molde FK, the best team in Tippeligaen and haven't too many caps and are still in Norway so don't know.

Stefan Strandberg - 22 (jul), Rosenborg FK, no caps (21 U21), any good?

Gustav Valsvik - 19 (may), has played a year in Tippeligaen at 19 so must be decent talent, only U19 caps though

Juhani Ojala - 22 (jun), Young Boys Bern, 5 caps for Finland, great passer, played little under a year on higher lever (than Finnish league)

Daniel Höegh - 21 (jan), OB, in danish national squad, no caps yet

Jores Okore - 20 (aug), FC Nordsjäelland, in danish national squad, no caps yet, shortest of the bunch with 183 cm

I guess it'd be more expensive to buy someone from Switzerland than Scandinavia, but had to have a finn there as well. I didn't look at the players already in the money leagues.

[Jarpie]

Who are the latest viking lunatics who would rather cough up their own ribcages than let goals in? Find us one of these gentlemen.

I'm pretty sure you are looking for Pontus Jansson (Malmö FF). 21 years old (I think?) CB, tall, strong and has a bit of Martin Laursen about him. Made his debut in the full national side in the Zlatan vs England game. He played something like the last 10 mins or so. Wont probably come cheap, but not overly expensive either. My guess around 2,5-3 m£.

zlatans bicyclekick you know about these other guys I scouted in ten minutes from Transfermarkt:

Even Hofland - 23 (born feb), 3 caps for Norway, recovering from ACL rupture, sign him up.

Vegard Forren - 24 (feb), 5 caps for Norway

These guys play in the backlines of Molde FK, the best team in Tippeligaen and haven't too many caps and are still in Norway so don't know.

Stefan Strandberg - 22 (jul), Rosenborg FK, no caps (21 U21), any good?

Juhani Ojala - 22 (jun), Young Boys Bern, 5 caps for Finland, great passer, played little under a year on higher lever (than Finnish league)

Daniel Höegh - 21 (jan), OB, in danish national squad, no caps yet

Jores Okore - 20 (aug), FC Nordsjäelland, in danish national squad, no caps yet, shortest of the bunch with 183 cm

I guess it'd be more expensive to buy someone from Switzerland than Scandinavia, but had to have a finn there as well. I didn't look at the players already in the money leagues.

What do you think about Joel Pohjanpalo? I think he could be gettable and he is highly regarded. From the current crop of young finnish players Teemu Pukki is probably the best one but would probably cost about 4-6 million pounds, if he'd even be willing to move from Schalke.

[Mazrim]

Ojala looks like a younger meaner Mellberg.
So without having seen him play, sign him up.


Pukki used to play for a team called Koo TeePee. Are they in the Jawa league?
His record is so so. If we're looking to get a young scandinavian striker I'd look towards John Guidetti.

[adbo9]

id build a delorean time machine, whizz back to 93 and bring back Shearer, Ferdinand, Keane, McGrath, Schmeichel, Kanchelskis and Speed !

[Holte L2]

What about Wesley Sneijder?  He's well out of favour with Inter.  Potential loan move?

[Irish villain]

What about Wesley Sneijder?  He's well out of favour with Inter.  Potential loan move?

Dreamland I think.

[Walmley_Villa]

What about Wesley Sneijder?  He's well out of favour with Inter.  Potential loan move?

Dreamland I think.

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