January Transfer Thread: Speculation, Lies, Absolute Cr*p and Bosman Rumours

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Ashley Williams is terrible.. Loses concentration and makes so many mistakes it's embarrassing. Two or Three weeks in a row he passed the ball backwards to an opposition striker. Liability.

Is that the one who fucked up against Benteke at our place?
He's fucking awful.

[Summers]

Yup. He fucked up in the game before it, and after it too IIRC.

[Mazrim]

Who are the latest viking lunatics who would rather cough up their own ribcages than let goals in? Find us one of these gentlemen.

I'm pretty sure you are looking for Pontus Jansson (Malmö FF). 21 years old (I think?) CB, tall, strong and has a bit of Martin Laursen about him. Made his debut in the full national side in the Zlatan vs England game. He played something like the last 10 mins or so. Wont probably come cheap, but not overly expensive either. My guess around 2,5-3 m£.

Sounds ideal.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

Northern Europe is the place to look.

Book a flight, oh dour Scottish one.

[Mister E]

Agree as well and Anderson from Man Utd would fit that bill for me, but I think he can be filed away in the 'unrealistic' category.  I still think James McCarthy from Wigan would be a great signing and we could maybe offer up N'Zogbia in a swap deal.

Good shout, Tom.

[not3bad]

Filip Jankovic:

http://www.clubcall.com/aston-villa/red-star-teen-on-lamberts-radar-1511703.html

[ozzjim]

Who are the latest viking lunatics who would rather cough up their own ribcages than let goals in? Find us one of these gentlemen.

I'm pretty sure you are looking for Pontus Jansson (Malmö FF). 21 years old (I think?) CB, tall, strong and has a bit of Martin Laursen about him. Made his debut in the full national side in the Zlatan vs England game. He played something like the last 10 mins or so. Wont probably come cheap, but not overly expensive either. My guess around 2,5-3 m£.

Does he have a beard

[LeeB]

Northern Europe is the place to look.

Book a flight, oh dour Scottish one.

I don't he will, apparently he uses these bloke called 'scouts' like some sort of weirdo from the future.

Everyone knows you sign players on either them having played well against you last season, or simply waiting to see who someone else was going to sign then offering twice as much in wages.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Who are the latest viking lunatics who would rather cough up their own ribcages than let goals in? Find us one of these gentlemen.

I'm pretty sure you are looking for Pontus Jansson (Malmö FF). 21 years old (I think?) CB, tall, strong and has a bit of Martin Laursen about him. Made his debut in the full national side in the Zlatan vs England game. He played something like the last 10 mins or so. Wont probably come cheap, but not overly expensive either. My guess around 2,5-3 m£.

Does he have a beard

At 21 you should be asking can he grow a beard.

[Mazrim]

Who are the latest viking lunatics who would rather cough up their own ribcages than let goals in? Find us one of these gentlemen.

I'm pretty sure you are looking for Pontus Jansson (Malmö FF). 21 years old (I think?) CB, tall, strong and has a bit of Martin Laursen about him. Made his debut in the full national side in the Zlatan vs England game. He played something like the last 10 mins or so. Wont probably come cheap, but not overly expensive either. My guess around 2,5-3 m£.

Does he have a beard

[OCD]

Ashley Williams is helped out a lot by playing in a team that retains the ball (56% away to Arsenal even). He would soon get found out against us.

The young version of Martin Laursen sounds promising.

[WALTERS WARRIORS]

Morrison Reading ?

[PGW]

Morrison's certainly a big lump but i hardly think Reading will let him come to us!!!

[olaftab]

Filip Jankovic:

http://www.clubcall.com/aston-villa/red-star-teen-on-lamberts-radar-1511703.html

No not ths guy. We stand a better chance of pulling off Jerkov.

[PeterWithe]

Or his brother, Weird Al.