Or, alternatively, spray COCK PISS FAULKNER down the side of his company Rover.
Reply from Paul:Dear Mate of Cuz, What are you writing for me for? I am the best British songwriter of my generation. What you need is a magician.Try Paul Daniels.Regards, P. Weller.
Sticking it on Manchester United headed paper would probably ensure that it at least gets read though.
Quote from: Chico Hamilton III on April 18, 2012, 01:55:54 PMI bet Faulkner wouldn't chuck a badly spelt letter in the bin if it included a season ticket renewal application.Although I'd like to think he wouldn't be as much of a snob as some people on hereIt's nothing to do with snobbery. You can't expect to be taken seriously if your letter marks you out as being a bit thick.
I bet Faulkner wouldn't chuck a badly spelt letter in the bin if it included a season ticket renewal application.Although I'd like to think he wouldn't be as much of a snob as some people on here
Unless you're counting the bloody Charity Shield.
We're the fourth most decorated club not the fifth. Unless you're counting the bloody Charity Shield.