Relegation Watch

[Risso]

Here's a nightmare scenario. We need a win against Norwich to stay up and a monster is chasing me down some winding stairs. I have a gun but it doesn't work. Then this beautiful woman drags me into her bedroom to escape and we make love, but I realise afterwards its my mate's mum and she has AIDS.

Then you're walking down the street and realise you have no clothes on.

[Mazrim]

That's not a nightmare, that's just Monday morning.

[Risso]

That's not a nightmare, that's just Monday morning.

It's a nightmare for the rest of us.

[PeterWithesShin]

It explains why Bob Geldof doesn't like Mondays.

[Mazrim]

I cant argue.

[danlanza]

Bob Geldof doesn't like anything."Give us your fookin money now".Amessage to Lerner haha

[Percy McCarthy]

Maz: sorry to hear about your mate's mom. Stay safe BTW.

[damon loves JT]

But what if your mate's mum wins her game in hand, and the monster gets a red card and squanders a two-goal lead?

[Mazrim]

In that case I will foul the pavement with worry.

[Percy McCarthy]

Then it will all go down to goal difference, and we'd qualify for Europe through the fair play league.

Do try to keep up Damon.

[Mazrim]

I've done the BBC predictor thingy and I have Cthulhu destroying most of the Norfolk Broads before being attacked by tactical nukes off the coast of Skegness. I think we're safe.

[WA Villan]

Here's a nightmare scenario. We need a win against Norwich to stay up and a monster is chasing me down some winding stairs. I have a gun but it doesn't work. Then this beautiful woman drags me into her bedroom to escape and we make love, but I realise afterwards its my mate's mum and she has AIDS.

Then you're walking down the street and realise you have no clothes on.

singing KRO

[danlanza]

Here's a nightmare scenario. We need a win against Norwich to stay up and a monster is chasing me down some winding stairs. I have a gun but it doesn't work. Then this beautiful woman drags me into her bedroom to escape and we make love, but I realise afterwards its my mate's mum and she has AIDS.

Then you're walking down the street and realise you have no clothes on.

singing KRO

Dragging your knuckles along the floor,frothing at the mouth while dreaming of shagging your sister!

[Concrete John]

I'm beginning to regret using the phrase 'nightmare scenario'........

[JJ-AV]

We absolutely have to match or better Bolton's result against Spurs tomorrow, when we play them on Sunday.

If Bolton win or draw tomorrow and we draw or lose on Sunday we are going to go down IMO.

Citeh winning last night was massive, it means they'll have something to play for when they meet QPR on the final day. Should we pick up just 1 more point this season it means QPR have to beat Stoke at home and Man City away to finish above us.

Blackburn can not finish above us (realistically).

It's between us, Bolton and QPR IMO.