Who do you want as the next manager? New poll option.

[Olneythelonely]

It's the same story from earlier, teasing pricks.

[PaulWinch again]

I have a feeling that this is going to be finalised tomorrow.

[James]

Who the hell is on Randy's plane in Norway then ;-)

The pilot presumably.

Auto pilot, inflatable kind, and a stewardess, a la Airplane?

[pauliewalnuts]

It's the same story from earlier, teasing pricks.

Lilly livered phone hacking obsessed COMMUNISTS.

[eastie]

I think things are more advanced than thay appear and thisay well be wrapped up tomorrow- the guardian are wide of the mark saying no talks .

[KevinGage]

Who the hell is on Randy's plane in Norway then ;-)

John Blackwell.

Rivaldo will be arriving as coaching assistant next week.

[pauliewalnuts]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/17/liverpool-pep-guardiola-roberto-martinez

"Liverpool have wasted little time in the search for Kenny Dalglish's successor by drawing up a wish-list headed by Pep Guardiola and Fabio Capello, and have already approached Roberto Martínez at Wigan Athletic, Swansea City's Brendan Rodgers and André Villas-Boas within 24 hours of bringing the Anfield legend's reign to an end."

Isn't shortlisting Guardiola and Capello, but talking to Roberto Martinez a little bit like saying on a Friday night, "right, I'm off out up town, and I'm going to shag Cheryl Cole" but then thinking "but first of all, I'm going to get Sonia from Eastenders to curl one off onto my chest"?

[ozzjim]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/may/17/liverpool-pep-guardiola-roberto-martinez

"Liverpool have wasted little time in the search for Kenny Dalglish's successor by drawing up a wish-list headed by Pep Guardiola and Fabio Capello, and have already approached Roberto Martínez at Wigan Athletic, Swansea City's Brendan Rodgers and André Villas-Boas within 24 hours of bringing the Anfield legend's reign to an end."

Isn't shortlisting Guardiola and Capello, but talking to Roberto Martinez a little bit like saying on a Friday night, "right, I'm off out up town, and I'm going to shag Cheryl Cole" but then thinking "but first of all, I'm going to get Sonia from Eastenders to curl one off onto my chest"?

Brilliant.

And concerning.

[JUAN PABLO]

listening to the radio today , all the Liverpool fans ringing up saying Jose is the man.   f**king idiots

[damon loves JT]

That's disgusting!

I'd get her to piss on my legs.

[ozzjim]

listening to the radio today , all the Liverpool fans ringing up saying Jose is the man.   f**king idiots

They were the most entertaining hour of my day calling into Talkshite this am and droning on about not wanting Martinez. I did smile when Whelan squealed out his piggy news tonight.

[pauliewalnuts]

That's disgusting!

I'd get her to piss on my legs.

Pah, I can do that to myself.

[ozzjim]

That's disgusting!

I'd get her to piss on my legs.

You are both wrong. And have spent too many hours watching 2 girls and a cup!

[damon loves JT]

But why keep a dog, and bark yourself?

[Jimbo]

Isn't shortlisting Guardiola and Capello, but talking to Roberto Martinez a little bit like saying on a Friday night, "right, I'm off out up town, and I'm going to shag Cheryl Cole" but then thinking "but first of all, I'm going to get Sonia from Eastenders to curl one off onto my chest"?

By that rationale, employing Alex McLeish would be akin to gargling Mary Beard's fanny batter.